@chriscorning.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. English prof. Trail runner. Ironman. Person who, in the before times, wrote some things. Looking forward to doing more of that in the after times.
Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
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FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
theonion.com/fbi-war...
Speaking of terrible reasons to get deported….
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“If I had five bucks, I wouldn’t need to play the lottery.” Edmund Lindquist, Species Tabulator
Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5
theonion.com/mega-mi...
my offer to america: we bring woke back
07.04.2025 16:08 — 👍 62837 🔁 8717 💬 305 📌 246It me
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“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump
theonion.com/trump-a...
I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.
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I did my laundry there for several years. (Pre-abandonment.) (Strip mall abandonment, not abandonment of yours truly.)
29.03.2025 04:15 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We do not have a free country in this moment. When they can nab someone off the street because they don't like what they say, they can nab anyone.
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
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A screenshot of a poem. The poem reads: Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
From “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler
#skybrary #skybrarians #booksky
it would be a shame if this site got bombarded with reports about teachers pushing their heterosexual ideologies onto impressionable children
Enddei.ed.gov
CC: @mollyjongfast.bsky.social
Congrats brother!!
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That fun moment when you find evidence that your toddler has aspirations for barbering. 💈
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Silly airborne running pose
Muddy calf with Ironman tattoo
Running course map with statistics: 8.8 mile run activity, 1319 ft. elevation gain, time 1 hour 43 minutes
Running in a rainy parking lot, wearing a smile and a backward hat
Cold rainy Sunday trail run with NBB
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We cute
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