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Michael Collins

@ookb.bsky.social

Formerly @ook on twitter @ook@hachyderm.io on Mastodon Lurking here Work: Principal SDE at AWS (Computers and stuff) Non work: family, bikes, music, ski, coffee, dogs

64 Followers  |  222 Following  |  57 Posts  |  Joined: 20.10.2024  |  2.2249

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Polyglot Vancouver Conference

Polyglot Unconference is back. Saturday Oct 11th. Would love to see you there. Old faces, help spread the word. www.polyglotsoftware.com

17.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

IrrΓ©versible at the IFC was the first date I went on with my now wife

23.06.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are definitely dogs I have pet pets at 1000 times, but I worry I may not have pet 1000 unique dogs

05.06.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least I imagine it is, I don’t think I have ever had a breakfast roll

04.06.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A key ingredient for breakfast rolls

04.06.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it’s a monument to what you and the others built decades ago. Your foresight, bravery, vision etc ultimately led to a community which has stood the test of time and now is verifiable source reference material for the Wikipedia article on breakfast rolls.

04.06.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now Ye're Talkin'

I’m really not sure what to make of a boards.ie thread being used as a reference …

04.06.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So many. The worst was massive soft tissue damage and a chipped bone in my ankle the one time I wore Birkenstocks taking my kids to a mountain bike skills park. I planned to watch and got talked into dropping in off a ramp by my youngest. The ER doc said a clean break would have been better :(

20.05.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching the Guy Ritchie TV show MobLand occasionally to switch my brain off, his Irish accent in it is curious. (It’s no where near as jarring as Helen Mirrwns attempt at an Irish accent in the same show)

15.05.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, I’m guessing the last time I bought a hard copy 2600 was over 25 years ago. Old.

15.05.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks light a lighter load than my dog backpack!

10.05.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While jet lagged many years ago I told my Mum she could dunk her new grandkid in magic water in the sink, but, there’s no way we will have a church baptism ceremony as I don’t want my kid registered on Pope Bennie’s books in the Vatican. Too harsh in hindsight!

03.05.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats! Does that mean you’ll get to work with the folks on Terminal avenue and/or in Santa Monica again, or is it all segregated?

29.04.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every Canadian Election I approach different party leaders. Mark Carney &Β 
JagmeetΒ Singh did interviews but I’m still waiting to hear back from Pierre Poilievre. I’ll keep trying though. I won’t give up. Cuz that’s what I do. Here’s Β Elizabeth MayΒ youtu.be/Q3yyCjOFDu4

23.04.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5

I quite like beer, but I prefer sleep so I mostly drink Non Alcoholic beers these days

19.04.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can just imagine the chaos if we had known about this back in college in the days when we were spending hours in the dedicated CS unix workstation labs …

17.04.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I booked Amtrak Cascades with a bike late last month. I found out at the station the train wasn’t running (and won’t be for the foreseeable future). There was a replacement coach service instead. The coach wasn’t as comfortable, but, it was faster.

10.04.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got a fresh bag for $14.99 earlier this week. Good for my wallet, not good for my waist line!

09.04.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Display fridge packed either eggs, large sign over the fridge advertises 30 large white Canadian eggs for $10.19 CAD

Display fridge packed either eggs, large sign over the fridge advertises 30 large white Canadian eggs for $10.19 CAD

More egg content from North of the 49th Parallel. Note to self: kinder eggs next.

09.04.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really should have shopped around instead of just grabbing a bag in the checkout line. Next time!

04.04.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A large bag of mini eggs is $25 cad up north of the border!

04.04.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hard Skin - Still Fighting Thatcher
YouTube video by ihavethelongestname Hard Skin - Still Fighting Thatcher

And she got reelected thanks to the Falklands war! Maybe Hard Skin had a deeper point eith Still Fighting Thatcher … youtu.be/TYx7JqWlxLI?...

04.04.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at a work offsite meeting with colleagues in Seattle. This evening I (Irish-Canadian), hung out with a Brit and an Argentian-Irish colleague. I can’t remember the topic but Thatcher came up and my Argentian-Irish colleague got to best us all; Thatcher invaded his home country!

04.04.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œWelcome to the United States of America!” sms when you cross the border and start roaming doesn’t seem as cheery these days!

01.04.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems reckless

29.03.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for asking important questions so quickly after your return from epic adventures!

28.03.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m obviously out of the loop, I’ll have to ask my Mum

20.03.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the joys of being a parent when kids are recently toilet trained is being told you have to come into the bathroom to witness the amazing work they did before it is all flushed away.

19.03.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paddy, Not Patty | For The Love Of Saint Patrick, Stop Calling It St. Patty's Day Listen here: It's Paddy's Day, not Patty's Day. A friendly guide to properly abbreviating St. Patrick's Day, because your Irish friends are tired of crying into their pints.

And once again I'm required to bring this to everyone's attention: paddynotpatty.com

13.03.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the LLM auto complete agent suggests: β€œβ€” I’m not sure if this is the best way to do this, but it works” X 3 on a new SQL file with a single line comment …

13.03.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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