JP 🪿

Are people who put gloves on at the petrol station okay?? What are you scared of

Where are your lgbt lights???

Bet that runs properly formatted iso files like a dream 😉😭😭😭😭

Splash painting

Oh my god the walk up that hill tho 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

It was thisssss

Spaaaa day 🧖‍♂️

Someone complimented my aftershave the other day and it’s just made me feel all 🥰🥰🥰

😍😍😍😍

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I have had an insane day today I would like to sleep 😴

I don’t wanna get out of bed 🥹🥹🥹

Mines a trade card so does that make me trade 😏🫢

What’s the “gold star” bit?

Times are tough I’ve just had to rough it and get a Costa 🥲

Ice cream

Demolished this

Social and body battery is depleted 🫠🪫

Cured you tho boo x

Well then you don’t need limes, silly 😉 🍋‍🟩

Fake pink labubu toy

Everyone meet Tanya… my Lafufu

Do you still have hiccups?

Put a lime under your tongue 🍋‍🟩

Happy birthday sausage x

I’ve found a bug! All Siri requests to control anything via HomeKit seem to fail. Asking it to turn a room off turns the iPhone off instead, lowing the brightness of a light lowers the phone screen brightness etc

Didn’t fancy risking the dev one on my phone but I reckon the public one might do 😜

Who is braving iOS 26 public beta 👀👀

Emotional day seeing all my old coworkers as they secretly arranged a meeting for me to say good bye 🥹🥹🥹 love them to bits! 🫶

Silly overreaching government making me send my silly face to use a silly app 🫢

I’ve emailed you them, your email is verify@identityfraud.ru right?

Sadly, I am 🤣