Stoop Kid (that left his stoop) 🧱

Not to be horny on main but a big bubble bath with some of my mutuals would definitely get me out of the funk I’m in today

Can I join?

Ohhhh I want a soft chocolate chip cookie

Saw this on tumblr but figured it was relevant here

Let’s skip the “reflect on your year” discourse in 2025. We don’t need to re-live our collective trauma.

Honestly, if you have to grade papers, that’s the ideal scenario

Love getting updates on my friends’ wild adventures tonight, meanwhile I’m eating pizza on the couch with my heated blanket

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My husband informed me that he wants to go to a store right by the mall today, so I will be accepting any and all thoughts and prayers during this difficult time (I have to drive the car)

No joke, four emergency vehicles just raced by my house.

Getting wild in my neck of the woods

Crashing out on a Friday night. Groundbreaking.

Anyone else having wildly vivid dreams lately?

The whole interface is horrid, tbh. And yet here I am, still using it.

Repeal the Federal Ban on Hemp Products ⭑ 5 Calls In November, Congress passed a federal funding package to end the government shutdown that included a provision that would functionally ban all …

ICYMI: The bill that reopened the government also included a backdoor federal ban on basically all hemp-derived products.

Call your reps and demand they repeal the provision. We need effective regulation, not prohibition.

🔥📞🔥 > 5calls.org/issue/hemp-t...

Yeah but you’re mindful about it! And aren’t spamming people! I’m never annoyed when you plug your stuff!

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Just used an em dash in a marketing email. Am I AI?

My new kink is muting people that spam the timeline with reposts of their content or promoting spicy links.

Get your coin, make that money, but not on my timeline.

🫂

Sleep schedule is COOKED

SpongeBob screenshot of a page that just says “The”

The Epstein Files after Trump and Bondi have finished withholding pages under investigation

Happy Birthday, friend!

Feeling myself today 💅

Hahaha it wasn’t you, handsome!

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Night 3 of shitty sleep 😭💀

Lolol. To which I would have responded “will you be compensating me for the extra time?”

when you make a joke about your mental illness and a helpful stranger appears to inform you that your joke is insensitive to people with mental illness [photo of Kristen Stewart with an expression on her face that looks like someone just said some dumb shit to her]

the bluesky experience ✨

I have achieved peak Chihuahua Dad™️

Every get a hug so tight you feel genuinely loved?

Is this seasonal depression, emotional burnout, or just the realization of the horrors ™