Professor Pooty

They got back into it much more in the last 20 mins.

Let them back into it too much there like. We’re lucky to still be winning. Stick a rocket up them, Eddie.

It’s getting too easy for them now. Howay lads fingers out.

Republicans are thick as pig shit aren’t they.

You useless, cockney bastards.

Sorry like but Elanga at present is shite. Murphy needs to start.

Have to agree sadly. It’s not like we were a one man team with Isak and 10 shite players either so him leaving can’t be blamed. Very poor start.

Any reason the dippers are booing the champs league anthem? Just being victims?

I hope they do. One rule for the sky 6 another for the rest of us. Fucking disgusting.

Utter corruption. What’s 10 million quid to Chelsea?! If I was a fan of Everton or Forest I’d be furious.

Yep. It’s not as if the fans of these clubs and the players themselves don’t count these ‘lesser’ trophies on their total trophy count though does it?! Wankers.

Oh look Van Dijk using his fucking elbows again. Cunt. This ref is a disgrace. Can’t stop the game when Liverpool are attacking fuck the head injury eh?

You’re mental mate. It’s as clear a red as you’ll ever see.

Spoiler: The league is completely corrupt. They’re a billion in debt and we have the richest owners in world football but can’t compete with wages. Go figure.

It broke yesterday afternoon that Everton wanted Dewsbury-Hall and as of 20 mins ago it’s done he’s their player. 3 summer windows in a row that have been ruined because of sheer incompetence. What’s the fucking point of it all anymore?

Bang on. This transfer window has really eroded my passion for football, not my club, but football. We’re a million miles off the ‘Big 6’ the money is there, vast amounts of it, but we’re not allowed to compete. What really is the point of it all?

10 days until Villa and we’re weaker.

The Newcastle way.

I’m pretty sure at this point we’ll tell Isak he’s here another year and go for a backup striker like Wissa. Absolutely deflated.

Newcastle United where we go from ‘this could be one of the most exciting transfer windows in our history’ to not only an average window, not even a poor one but perhaps the most embarrassing transfer window in history.

I’m trying to remain optimistic but I’m failing.

I give up.

Nope. Well not according to this.

Man U bid more for Sesko. So that’s that. We move onto target 27.

Sick now like.

I can’t believe how much I was looking forward to this summer. PSR reset, Champions League football to offer. I really thought this was going to be the next step forward. I should have known to never be optimistic when it comes to this club.

Does anybody think this club is cursed? #nufc

Masters: Well it’s City isn’t it. They’ve established themselves as one of the big 6 so as far as we’re concerned they’re all good. The money they paid me helped lol. Also have you seen the debacle at Newcastle?! That’s what they get for challenging us ROFL.

Me too. More than burnt his bridges.

I’m amazed at his behaviour.

What do we make of this?!

Isak’s downed tools and gone on strike effectively the little rat. Get him out, get as much as we can and replace him. Word is Sesko wants Manure so that’s that. Honestly so angry over what’s happened.

WHY AREN’T WE HOLDING INITIAL TALKS?!?! WTF is going on?!?!!!?