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@vanhellsong.bsky.social

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica. NUFC.

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I’d love us to also bring in a traditional defensive midfielder available for games where we need to absorb pressure, park the bus after a European game

02.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think Sophia has invented feudualism.

31.01.2026 13:38 — 👍 139    🔁 18    💬 5    📌 0

Splendaid fellows

29.01.2026 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘I definitely needed a lie-down after that!’ Your most intense TV episodes ever Bombs on trains, coke-fuelled gambling sprees and canine barbecues … from Bodyguard to Industry, here are your most horrific, heart-in-mouth TV moments

Lovely to see Babylon 5 get its due, Severed Dreams is an absolute banger @straczynski.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

03.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The reality is we have the highest tax burden in our history, large and increasingly expensive public debt, and yet *low* taxes on average earners vs historical trend.

If we want better public services, *we* need to pay for them. But almost no-one dares to actually say that.

03.11.2025 09:17 — 👍 140    🔁 18    💬 15    📌 3

Big fan, also worth trying Little’s instant coffee if you haven’t - amazing stuff

01.11.2025 06:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🤣🤣⚽⚽

#Dreaming #NUFC #HWTL

31.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Last photos before disaster

31.10.2025 15:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tbf most of the players haven’t had a proper season so far

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Minority representation on TV causes outrage
There has been widespread
way of life and their strange
support for prominent Reform MP
customs, but Reform MPs
Sarah Pochin after she complained about the over-representation of
comprise only 0.7 percent of the
minorities on television.
House of Commons. Yet Nigel Farage is on Question Time
Said one angry viewer, "She's more than Fiona Bruce.
right. Every time you turn on
"I'm not prejudiced. Some of
the telly there's another Reform
MP being interviewed by Laura
my best friends are swivel-eyed loons, but enough is enough.
Kuenssberg."
There are too many people with
She added, "I respect their angry red faces on television."

Minority representation on TV causes outrage There has been widespread way of life and their strange support for prominent Reform MP customs, but Reform MPs Sarah Pochin after she complained about the over-representation of comprise only 0.7 percent of the minorities on television. House of Commons. Yet Nigel Farage is on Question Time Said one angry viewer, "She's more than Fiona Bruce. right. Every time you turn on "I'm not prejudiced. Some of the telly there's another Reform MP being interviewed by Laura my best friends are swivel-eyed loons, but enough is enough. Kuenssberg." There are too many people with She added, "I respect their angry red faces on television."

Private Eye.

29.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 1050    🔁 377    💬 33    📌 16

Can’t believe Kudus wouldn’t give him a horsey ride - bad form

30.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
'I Want That Feeling of Winning A Trophy Again' Inside The Toon React to Newcastle Win Over Spurs
YouTube video by talkSPORT 'I Want That Feeling of Winning A Trophy Again' Inside The Toon React to Newcastle Win Over Spurs

think this is a new talksport panel all about #nufc (I've not seen it before anyway) with @adamclery.bsky.social amongst others

30.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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The War and the Sea would scan better

30.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Hot bunk” the show, using same location as whatever else Beeb is filming at the time.

30.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

5 serials, 3-4 episodes, 25 minutes a pop. Stick it on between popular TV shows (if still exist) and it’s short enough most people don’t bother turning over. Add robotic cat companion for that important pet demographic

30.10.2025 13:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Up for the Carabao Cup! 🏆

29.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 208    🔁 25    💬 8    📌 7
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“I dispose those jowdies”

29.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL November

28.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 3

Really good Halloween films that you can watch for nowt on the iPlayer.

Thread >>>

28.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 143    🔁 78    💬 10    📌 8

Do Blake’s 7 next

28.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Gonzo and Rizzo

Gonzo and Rizzo

And Doctor Who, which did NOT die...

28.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 531    🔁 117    💬 4    📌 2
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It's indomitable. Indomitable. 👏 #DoctorWho

28.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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28.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sorry to hear this, I enjoy your posts here and your honesty about this issue which affects so many of us. I hope speaking to someone at the shelter helps you x

28.10.2025 11:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Garth Marenghi’s ‘Skull Flusher’ is now LIVE. First guest - fellow Terror Titan Mike Flanagan.

m.youtube.com/@TheGarthMar...

27.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 136    🔁 24    💬 8    📌 5
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5 To Watch: Flashback episodes that fill in all the gaps 5 To Watch: Flashback episodes that fill in all the gaps

In our latest 5 To Watch, we look into the flashback episodes that helped unlock some of TV's biggest mysteries.

www.avclub.com/5-to-watch-f...

26.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And then allowed two completely unaffordable tax cuts as a desperate election ploy, screwing up the public finances while leaving the overall tax burden still at a high.

26.10.2025 09:16 — 👍 833    🔁 226    💬 21    📌 2

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