Yeah like I've realised that I don't want to climb the career ladder all the way to top, I just want to get to a point I can live comfortably at and put my effort into everything else in my life. What's the use of using your potential if you'll just make yourself miserable?
22.02.2026 09:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yee
01.02.2026 19:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Quote post with a picture of you being a dork.
I don't think I can get anything better for this than LARP-ing in a kilt and funny animal hat with a home-made spellbook.
01.02.2026 06:35 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I've been meaning to, I just had to take a break after finishing those two in a back-to-back frenzy... And then I forgot π
29.01.2026 03:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Surely there's still a duty to keep its employees safe...
26.01.2026 11:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Eating jelly babies π€ gay sex
Swallowing kids
12.01.2026 08:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Slightly diminish a band:
They Might Be Taller Than Average
11.01.2026 06:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
BIG FIGHT AT POLANDβS WROCLAW ZOO!!!
09.01.2026 20:02 β π 21826 π 6417 π¬ 406 π 1190
That awkward moment when you get into a groove with doing a bunch of life admin, but it's close to 11pm and you really should've gone to bed a while ago. π
07.01.2026 11:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy birthday!!
06.01.2026 11:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Me, bearded man, in a game of touch footy. I've got the ball and I'm running as fast as I can. My teammates are following behind me.
34 today. Celebrated by grabbing balls and running around.
06.01.2026 11:52 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Good morning! π€©
03.01.2026 02:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Update: the problem might have been me. I tried them again today and after fiddling with the fit, had no issues and superb audio quality. Gonna throw that on the pile of tech I want to get this year.
02.01.2026 09:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
02.01.2026 02:36 β π 1343 π 257 π¬ 27 π 7
Hi I'm a four wheel drive running a red light in the inner city when people are crossing the road
02.01.2026 09:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
That's forgivable, it's only once. This guy kept taking pics in all the important moments!
01.01.2026 23:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm baffled why it's a thing then. Are people taking shitty photos of cinema screens for their phone wallpapers or something?
01.01.2026 23:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The guy next to me at Avatar yesterday kept pulling his phone out to take pics of the screen. One, very distracting to the people next to you (i.e. me). Two... it's a fucking 3D movie, the image quality is going to be ass. Wait for the home release you troglodyte.
01.01.2026 22:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It had more interesting stuff going on overall I thought, but it's way too long and unstructured, and then the finale is literally the finales of the first and second movies mushed together.
01.01.2026 12:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Avatar: Fire and Ash really said 'hey what if we redid the human/alien romance from the first movie with the two worst people on Pandora falling for each other because they're both deranged' and it was the best part of the movie.
01.01.2026 12:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
2026 resolutions:
- Keep working on the things that bring me joy
- Be open to new things - can't stay the same forever
01.01.2026 11:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hell yeah!
01.01.2026 10:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Hot Chip Regurgitator
30.12.2025 02:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
I'm on the hunt for some new headphones. Tried a few of the bone conducting ones, it's an interesting concept but dear god do they make my head hurt after barely a minute of use. π
29.12.2025 04:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
So... things going well then?
27.12.2025 06:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Also known as me after Christmas lunch.
25.12.2025 11:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I've spent too long around the gays. Walked into a low ceiling beam, Mum asked how my head was and it took all my willpower not to automatically answer with "no complaints so far."
22.12.2025 03:37 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Like idk I'm pretty sure there's a more obvious reason why an indie dinosaur B-movie that played for a week with nearly zero advertising did poorly than 'Universal paid for bad reviews so it couldn't sink their billion dollar dinosaur franchise' :/
19.12.2025 06:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Reddit keeps sending me posts from one guy who's glazing the film Primitive War super hard, but between that and his conspiracy theory about Universal trying to sink the film so it can't compete with the Jurassic World franchise, it's made me want to watch it *less* π
19.12.2025 06:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
fantastical drawing of Shonisaurus, an ichthyosaur (ancient marine reptile visually similar to a dolphin, but with four flippers). The Shonisaurus is covered in colored squares like a quilt, in varying tones of purple, blue, and orange. there is a speech bubble with the following in black handwritten text: "It doesn't matter to the companies whether any of their new AI tools help you. AI tools are not meant to help you. AI tools are meant to attract investors. Remember who fights and who capitulates."
wow, it's Shonisaurus, the giant Triassic ichthyosaur!
18.12.2025 03:38 β π 1534 π 634 π¬ 13 π 2
Evolutionary ecologist working on, amongst other things, mating systems and adaptation. Knows enough stats to be dangerous and inflicts R on the innocent. Takes photos of animals. Also running/triathlon/technical diving.
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