DudeWTF

Come for their stupid right-wing polices that bankrupt their countries, stay for their inability to do hair.

"#JimBolger guided New Zealand out of the chaotic era of Rogernomics after winning a landslide victory for National in 1990."

Uh, actually, his government pushed the neoliberal envelope even further and implemented the worst set of policies of any NZ government since the Great Depression.

#nzpol

Former prime minister Jim Bolger, who is being quoted as promising New Zealand a "decent society" led one of the most brutally mean spirited governments this country has seen until quite recently...

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Restaurant worker injured trying to stop robbers armed with bats, hammers Police say diners were still inside the restaurant at the time of the robbery.

"But Ram Raids are down!!!!"

#ChristopherLuxon #nzpol #nzcrime #violentcrimenz

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Simeon Brown accuses doctors of crossing 'ethical line' with mega strike There were audible cries of disbelief during the Simeon Brown's speech to a senior doctors' conference.

Breaking News:

The Pot has Once again called the Kettle 'Black'.

#SimeonBrown #nzpol #doctorstrikenz #megastrikenz #nationalnotfittogovernnz

Simeon Brown accuses doctors of crossing 'ethical line' with mega strike www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

So it's proof that Trump not only acts like, but looks like a Cunt?

‘They’ll have to come through me’: Lawyer vows to block NZ-born teen’s deportation Navjot Singh was born and raised in New Zealand - but because his parents overstayed, he’s been told he must leave.

Navjot Singh, born/raised in NZ , was told he must leave. A final appeal to Associate Immigration Minister #ChrisPenk failed, so no legal grounds to remain. Please email Chris Penk to voice your objection to Navjot's deportation at:
C.Penk@ministers.govt.nz
#nzpol
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'Excessive': Exec pay at Mike King’s charity soars after $24m public funding boost I Am Hope has defended a significant increase in executive pay over the last year.

This is why you don't just pick a charity out of a hat to fund & give them free rein over the $$ with no accountability.

#nzpol #mikeking #iamhopefoundation #mattdoocey ##nzgovtcorruption

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Jeffrey Epstein

Want to view all the heavily redacted #EpsteinFiles for yourself?

vault.fbi.gov/jeffrey-epst...

Iconic eatery ‘hanging on by a thread’ after 42 years The Mexican Cafe has been serving customers in downtown Auckland since 1983, however, its owner admits they are “hanging on by a thread”.

#MexicanCafe Victoria St is near closing down.
#Sidart Ponsonby is in liquidation.
As many as 400 #ECE centre's could close by next year.

I bet #ChristopherLuxon will blame #Labour for it all.

#nzpol #economicvandals
#nationalnotfittogovernnz
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PPTA teachers strike on day of NCEA exams - the dates to know About 21,000 secondary school teachers are walking off the job after stalled talks.

#EricaStanford says "parents should be furious" as teacher's rolling strikes fall on exam days. 7 days of strike action by 21,000 teachers begins Tuesday. Erica, we're furious your govt is not backing teachers or students.
#nzpol #teachersstrikenzPPTA www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

#NOKINGS IS BACK.
On October 18, millions of us are rising again to show the world: America has no kings, and the power belongs to the people. Find an event near you.

indivisible.org

#KevinSpacey is in the #EpsteinFiles.

No surprises there.

Jeffrey Epstein

Want to view all the heavily redacted #EpsteinFiles for yourself?

vault.fbi.gov/jeffrey-epst...

Regulatory Standards Bill will expose the SPCA to penalty if they remove abused animals; it will expose taxpayers to compensate suspected criminals for confiscated assets; farmers can do as they want; Peter Thiels can build bunkers anywhere. A terrible bill with > 98% opposed. #nzpol

Spotted on FB today.

I fucking love Anarchists.

👍😂👍😝

#uspol #StephenMiller

Prime Minister Christopher Luxon blames unions for ongoing strike action "I think people are getting sick of unions prioritising the politics over patients," the Prime Minister says.

In a Trump-like move #ChrisLuxon blamed Unions for driving increases in industrial action.
Blaming Unions who represent workers is Govt projecting THEIR failures onto US.

NARCISSISTS DO THIS. DON'T BE FOOLED.

#nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Diane Keaton, Oscar-winning star of Annie Hall and The Godfather, dies aged 79 The legendary actor best known for her many collaborations with Woody Allen, as well as films including Reds, The First Wives Club and Book Club, has died

RIP #DianeKeaton.

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...

#GangPatchLaw #AndrewLeef #MongrelMob plead guilty to displaying gang insignia in public in Taumarunui, breaching s7(1) #GangsAct2024. Police seized the vest/a hat/sweatshirt.
#JudgeLCRowe ordered the goods returned to Leef.
A waste of time & $$.
#nzpol #Māorirights
www.nzlii.org/nz/cases/NZD...

Oh fuck not Ray Chung again🙄
#nzpol

Now that's funny.

In breaking news:

Creepy Billionaire #PeterThiel involved with #Trump & #Epstein calls Climate Activist #GretaThunberg the "Antichrist" while forgetting he's actually looking in a mirror & talking to himself.

#uspol #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho

I wonder who the #Magician is in the #EpsteinFiles???

I wonder.......hmmmm... #uspol

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Milk it why don't ya.
Jan Trotman cuts herself on glass DAYS after her home with #WinstonPeters is attacked & now we get to hear Peters whining AGAIN. Would you blame a paper cut on the #GreenPartyNZ too old boy?
Just Shut Up Genocide Denier.
#nzpol #freepalestine
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Schiff: "If a president in secret can put names on a list and kill them, then there is no war power still retained by Congress, and there's no check on an executive who may drag us into another war."

Government’s books show finance minister borrowing billions to keep the lights on Treasury has revealed the state of the Government’s finances and it shows we’re borrowing just to keep the lights on.

www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

And that's why they're throwing shade at the #Greens.

#nzpol #NicolaWillis #ChrisLuxon

Auckland's Starship Hospital providing 'lesser service' due to bullying - ex-staffer More than a dozen nurses and doctors have lodged complaints with Worksafe behind closed doors.

"Improved Public Services".

Sure #ChristopherLuxon.

Sure.

#nzpol

Auckland's Starship Hospital providing 'lesser service' due to bullying - ex-staffer www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...