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Miranda Thompson

@catrobot5000.bsky.social

Screenwriter (the Simpsons, Disney, CBS, LAMF), musician (Meadow Gallery), tree hugger/squeezer, ladypower for all.

83 Followers  |  122 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 22.11.2024  |  1.7244

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FEMALE RAGE OLYMPICS OFF TO A GREAT START:
-Pitchfork hurling (classic)
-Screaming until glass breaks
-Vegetable chopping while swearing
-Rage-texting with no spelling mistakes
-Casting spells for early and painful death
-Voodoo doll assembly and disposal
-Praying that hell is real

13.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FEMALE RAGE OLYMPICS OFF TO A GREAT START

13.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not going to ask if you're doomscrolling. Everything is hard right now. But you still need to eat some food, drink a glass of water, as well as time to rest and recover.

Try not to stay up too late tonight. Sleep deprivation will make everything you need to do harder, including helping others.

25.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1495    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 10
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Stop ICE’s Aggressive Attacks on Immigrants and Citizens β­‘ 5 Calls The Trump administration has continually attacked immigrant communities across the country with aggressive ICE raids, abusive and inhumane detention …

Digging this app. Makes calling your reps easy. Felt SO GOOD to demand a more visible Dem response to this utter evil. I need to see my elected officials condemn this shit every single day.
5calls.org/issue/ice-ra...

20.01.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today’s NYT Bee appears to be dedicated to our Dear Leader.

31.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Kings June 14 Β· No Kings on Mobilize Find events, petitions, volunteer opportunities, fundraisers and more with No Kings.

If you want to protest tomorrow, but unsure about going to DTLA, Indivisible is mobilizing peaceful protests across LA: www.mobilize.us/nokings/ also www.50501socal.org

13.06.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The MAGA makeover/Trump Femmebot phenomenon is so disturbing. They all look identicalβ€”the same filler, Botox, HEAVY makeup, bizarrely long hair extensions. They are turned from human women into…dolls.

13.06.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If she’d said it with this hairdo I’d be a lot more scared.

13.06.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is obscene.

07.06.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mother witnessed Nazis dragging away her neighbors. She just said this is exactly what it looked like.

07.06.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This from the @washingtonpost.com is wild

27.04.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4946    πŸ” 1267    πŸ’¬ 290    πŸ“Œ 95

The Vatican better lock up anything gold.

24.04.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the orange party is so keen on Americans having more kids, they should try banning plastic and guns. And maybe rethink the whole β€˜bring back chickenpox’ thing.

22.04.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when abortion was a β€œwedge issue.” Sounds so quaint now. The sad thing is I don’t even want a β€œbridge issue” to repair things. I just want them to fall off the face of the earth.

19.04.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Megan Stalter is genuinely one of the funniest people alive 😭

15.04.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump boasts about how much money his billionaire friends made from the stock market. #trump
YouTube video by Trump Sucks Trump boasts about how much money his billionaire friends made from the stock market. #trump

Martha Stewart must be so pissed today.

youtu.be/yTSdWPnlcQM?...

11.04.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus he’s just liquidating the government.

05.03.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still reeling from JD Vance telling Germany to just give nazis a chance.

19.02.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ongoing Coup | Attorney General Kris Mayes
YouTube video by Arizona Attorney General's Office Ongoing Coup | Attorney General Kris Mayes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrE0...

11.02.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That America’s turned into a flaming turdshow?

01.02.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!! All of them should speak with the same level of outrage!!

29.01.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s almost like RFK made up a bunch of crazy bullshit after doing heroin for SEVERAL YEARS.

29.01.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight out of the Franchise

23.12.2024 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Greetings, trusty steed. Time to take you out of your stable, for today we RIDE.

28.11.2024 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right? I guess I’m what you’d call a swing voter, Jerry. I am not one to align myself with any political party. I listen to each candidate’s positions on ...

"These new Court of Cruelty nominations are not only more disgusting than their predecessors; they seem to be selected almost entirely based on Nyarlathotep’s incomprehensibly perverse sense of humor and contempt for humanity."

25.11.2024 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It feels like our parents are away for the weekend in here.

23.11.2024 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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