Elia: MILF era

whenever i say ‘QUICKLY’ this is what im referring to.

I really be cracking myself up 😭😭

COME GET YALL JUICE 🫨💥

during my c section they removed my uterus to rinse it out and put it back and I'm just saying they should do that to my other organs too

I believe it!!!! yeah it was like flat patches right???

I started an edging club but you're not allowed to come

oh so this is a THING????

yes definitely I'm glad they're at least involved

being "born with a silver spoon in her mouth" but that is not cute!!!! like its not a compliment!

oh NOOOOOOO!!!

:/ I just know my brain could use a good sponge bath

during my c section they removed my uterus to rinse it out and put it back and I'm just saying they should do that to my other organs too

I'm very grateful they want to help and financially support us in whatever we might need but also........ew!!!!

rich in laws literally gifted a silver spoon for my daughter the day she was born

white people are very weird!!!!!

breastfeeding is being a snack bar

heres the sunrise! I'll be going to bed shortly

there i fixed it

Sex workers are being banned and harassed
Trans people are being banned and harassed
Black people are being banned and harassed
Palestinians are being banned and harassed
Disabled people are being banned and harassed

Bluesky: "I know you think we're doing a bang up job but here's a suggestion box"😃

I don’t think we shame people enough for their useless ChatGPT questions and I think we should

having a newborn is fun bc time really isn't real I've seen the sunrise every day for a week and then gone to bed

me, looking at the great lakes: man those are some great big lakes

women who are capable of surviving the winter and enduring the summer

they look SILICONE PUMPT 😭😭 like a barbie doll!!!!

breastfeeding is a wild ride but at least I literally look like I got a boob job

it's just gods honest truth!!!!!!!

cute lactation consultant told me I have perfect nipples can't say SHIT to me ever again💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

im literally getting annoyed with how much im emptying my water bottle!!

production is great, but she has a little trouble latching. She's getting better as she gets stronger though so we're just trusting the process

thank you🥹🩷

a year, a month, a WEEK is such a short amount of time but for her right now it's flying by as she's learning everything and growing!!! crazy stuff.

thank you!!! shes just a little lima bean to be sure

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this baby is a week old and she's already growing i can't take this😭😭 every day is the smallest she'll ever be