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Why did this woman come up to me at the airport asking me where she could charge her phone? my phone is on 9% how should I know

I don't think the joke is on me

"but but I took 37k steps at the club" no, still lame. the era of mentioning your steps is over

trialling a take here before I release it further: it's terminally uncool to tell anyone your step count

kind of miss being addicted to eBay

Not his writing style either, is it?

A view of me riding my bike from above. The basket has celery and yellow flowers in it

Another successful trip to the farmers market

The best cable management solution is only having one cable

#haul

Nothing more satisfying than a well-packed bike basket

very relatable, had this happen to me at my old flat. really suffered when they fixed it

anyone got tips on how to make my sushi rice stickier? I'm not even rinsing it beforehand

Here’s where we’re at now

everyone in my groupchat just loves the content I produce for the benefit of the groupchat

fig. 1

if you get introduced to your bf/gfs friend group and none of them are crushable that's a red flag

spent the weekend in paris developing a theory of crushability vs datability which do you think you are?