elliott 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏

Black cat sleeping on a cracked windshield

Orange cat sleeping in a hole in a tree stump

(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth

Avoiding becoming the main character by being completely unremarkable in every way.

he tongue out

is that the new G

screenshot of my phone alarm going off and saying “find that grape”

forgot i dropped a grape under the couch yesterday and set an alarm to find it when i was less high

The cat is sleeping in the tree

A white and gray tabby grooms his front paw, scrunching up his nose and closing one eye, so it almost looks like he’s winking

can someone please rank the republican supreme court justices by affordability

today’s dog of the day: otto in his bunny ears era, may 2017

@eii.is

A man types at his laptop and confidently says "Ha, AI will never be able to replicate our most precious resources, Love..." ChatGPT generates a message that says "I think U R cute." The man, overwhelmed with emotion, clasps his forehead." He picks up the laptop, tears of joy in his eyes, and kisses it. ChatGPT responds by writing "*KISS*"

might have to leave london just to have a field of flowers around my house

nazis have to come from a certain part of germany, the american ones are just star spangled fascists

The sitting cat pose was captured from underneath the abdomen

The sitting cat pose was captured from underneath the abdomen

The sitting cat pose was captured from underneath the abdomen

The sitting cat pose was captured from underneath the abdomen

behold the glory of genevieve

thought this said “you’re a common oat”

hitman: who am I killing?

dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?

hitman: rings a bell

dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

i'm so fucking tired dude

@bsky.app

tweet from @maplecocaine that reads “each day on twitter there is one main character. the goal is to never be it”

bluesky devs here’s an idea for you free of charge: main character feed

You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing?

the barrel has cracked

so no bitches? *churchill face from the £5 note*

breaking bad

pronouncing “bluesky” like “brewski”

hello bluesky this is shadow