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I'm Detective Brian Zombie and I always have been acab he/him ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐ŸŸ

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๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ถ

09.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Only way to make me not hate your stupid cyber truck is this. Big ass googly eyes๐Ÿคฃ

08.11.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Close up blurry picture of Hobbes (my cat) face from low angle

Close up blurry picture of Hobbes (my cat) face from low angle

Neo-memoir

04.11.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Help Me โ€ผ๏ธ

04.11.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how baseball players look the most like real people of the pro athletes

02.11.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the body of an American Hero โ™ฅ๏ธโšพ

02.11.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the coolest games of the most exciting series of one of the most fun seasons in forever. The best. So good.

02.11.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 351    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Ooh and can I ask what strings?

01.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NIGHTMARE

31.10.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely in a class by himself

29.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's so frustrating. It works all together on web. And then various devices/phones/TVs have slightly different versions broken in slightly different ways as their product gets less functional and harder to improve. A tale as old as time

29.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of the players looked like they felt that way too ๐Ÿคฃ

29.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think he has undeniable"star power" and all of MLB seems directed at elevating that in hopes of enticing more folks to become fans and watch games/ads.

I feel like Judge is often over represented in MLB coverage (ad/promos/discussions) but that just might be my bias

29.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

28.10.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck bunters buck futters

28.10.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fox is so desperately trying to convince us that Tom Brady is Chuck Norris

28.10.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they get bored of the same clothes playing so many games. So many alternatives. So many uggos

28.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you're bringing Blake Treinen into a tied game in the World Series to face Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

28.10.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I thought Donnie Baseball wasn't working for the Dodgers anymore

28.10.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the extra button is sour cream

27.10.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿšด

22.10.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have 9 outs left in your season and you just gave one away for free. I will never get it.

21.10.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

The Dodgers should be favored over either of these teams just because of bunt avoidance

21.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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My first? pumpkin patch

Wanted to tell all the Mariner fans I'm rooting for them tonight despite my LA hat

19.10.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character with a blue and white outfit ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a blue and white outfit

Yassss

13.10.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is crying in a dark room and says `` look at how they did my boy '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying in a dark room and says `` look at how they did my boy '' .
09.10.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow! Saw a bunch of jabronis with an illegal campfire, camping illegally (not at all stealth) AND fishing illegally.

Fishing 3 closed sections of the river, with the wrong/illegal gear (if it were open!)

I ain't no snitch, but the audacity!

19.09.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A casserole dish of freshly baked peanut butter cocoa rice krispy treats

A casserole dish of freshly baked peanut butter cocoa rice krispy treats

Going to be sinning this weekend

13.09.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of a happy dog in a boat with the wind flapping his jowls and ears

Picture of a happy dog in a boat with the wind flapping his jowls and ears

I love himb

07.08.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just use garment bags ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

16.07.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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