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babygirlification

this is so fucking busted hahaha this is how im going to talk now

google asked me if I wanted it to fill out my go live notification for me so I wrote some bullshit in the box and the punch-up it spit back is psychotic lmao

why is this so intimate... i feel like i shouldn't be seeing this. this is a private moment

fuck, i got ruthless criticism of all that exists due tomorrow

you wouldn't last an hour in the drunk kitchen where they raised me

not saying you implied the latter, just that’s what my brain interpreted it as. regardless your main point is so important- masking is collective care and it is not distributed evenly or justly

woah cool thank you! seems like it’s a function of “immunocompromised people tend to have longer active infections, which gives more time for the virus to replicate and mutate” rather than “immunocompromised systems do something funky to the virus that makes it mutate”. which makes sense lol

what’s the mechanism for this? not doubting, it makes intuitive sense that a wonky immune system could mess w a virus, but i’d never heard this before

i need to take a normal gossip approach and just slightly skew all the facts but keep the emotional thrust. yes my name is zemer i live in ithaca where i work as a records manager

apparently the building blocks of bluesky just aren't compatible with the idea of locked accounts so it's far in the future if at all possible.... rip

exclusive mo pics NOT AVAILABLE ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM!!!

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giggling to myself about me blocking off the exact time of the solar eclipse 8 months from now

alternatively:

one book- les miserables, victor hugo
one comic- les miserables, takahiro arai
one film- les miserables (2012)
one album- les miserables, 25th anniversary in concert

introduce yourself with

one book- confessions of the fox, jordy rosenberg
one comic- what happens next, @maximumgraves.bsky.social
one film- les miserables (2012)
one album- soviet kitsch, regina spektor

Screenshot of a youtube livestream, "Brooks Falls - Katmai National Park, Alaska 2023 powered by EXPLORE.org". Onscreen is a young bear looking to the side, standing in the river.

The same bear, this time looking to camera so you can see his adorable teddy bear face.

little baby bear on the brooks falls bearcam 😭 https://youtu.be/HsLvnFQW_yM

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