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Aqua Tofana

@thepettymessiah.bsky.social

I sell "specialty" makeup.

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Memphis Safe Task Force can stop patients from going to the hospital, memo states | localmemphis.com share.google/6pTPF0UhXOe2...

Y'all still wanna tell me this isn't the modern gestapo?

31.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Bars

As a person of color- especially as a leader- you cannot have the admiration and respect of white leaders or even the general white populace if you are doing what is the best interest of non white people.

Whiteness by design demands sacrifice, veneration and priority above all else.

31.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The grocery store chains will also hike up prices because the demand is high but the supply is low and these corporations have already shown us they do not care about our well-being over their greed.

Food shortages will be the new norm. Folks going to be fighting like MMA over milk and eggs.

30.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Because SNAP stimulates the economy and helps the grocery stores make money which helps the farmers make money and the farmers are already struggling.

If the farmers get less orders because the grocery store is seeing less sales then the farmers will scale back on production.

30.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that was exactly my thoughts. Don't touch my shit ever again.

28.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And finally:

"This tastes like struggle. Our ancestors didn't die for this"
"This tastes like finding a pokemon with 1 perfect IV."
"I feel like I should've worn a lab coat because clearly that water is still in research and development"

I'm sure this is where my sons get it from πŸ˜‚

28.10.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He goes on to say:

"This tastes like COVID symptoms"
"This tasted like the fruit was on the 4th floor of the building while the water was on the 1st floor."
"This tastes like a whisper."
"How the fuck you find the only water in the store that's still buffering?...Maybe I was too harsh on Dasani"

28.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Romantically? No, but he cool. We actually have a good co-parenting relationship. The shit was actually pretty funny.

28.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here are some of the things he said:

"This tastes like game tutorial"
"This tastes like game beta early access"
"This tastes like 1% white privilege"
"This tastes like the blueprint to flavored water"
"This tastes like when you have exactly 1 black friend."
"This tastes like the spark of an idea"

28.10.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So my car is down right now so my baby daddy has been taking me back/forth to work.

He sees my Hint bottled water (which I started drinking along with sparkling water to cut juice/soda out of my diet) and decides to take one.

This man proceeds to spend the entire 15 min drive berating my water.

28.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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Hurricane Melissa is destroying the Caribbean, and y’all mfs want to complain about the fucking useless Democrats. They don’t give a fuck about you. IGNORE!!

There will be a race for government contracts and 501c β€œorganizations” for extraction.

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27.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell truth be told I'd love some fucking food stamps right now. The grocery store has me cussing out everyone but God at the register.

28.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Food stamps helped me until I could get to a better financial situation. And I will not tolerate y'all wannabe elitist bullshit when y'all one illness or lay off away from needing them shits yourselves.

28.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will NEVER shit on anyone for having food stamps because from 21-26 food stamps carried me and my family.

Food stamps are why I could pay my rent and feed my kids. Food stamps are why I could afford back to school stuff without forcing my kids to eat PB&J sandwiches for the next two weeks.

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28.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To hire another male college coach when Lisa Leslie AND Nola Henry are right there!

27.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We will need more of this

27.10.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d need at least $500k to not be worried at all rn. I’ve got hella debt.

27.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Sorry, we used your salary to donate to the sex pest ballroom."

27.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My teenage daughter walked into my room, saw me laid up in the bed doom scrolling and said "Here we have a middle aged bisexual in her truest form" like she was narrating a nature documentary.

It be your own kids breh.

26.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always worth a watch

26.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter wants a Vivienne Westwood necklace and a Stand Oil Chubby bag for Xmas.

I feel so sorry for the young woman that dates her in the future πŸ˜‚ #spoiled

Thank God for BNPL apps 😩

26.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mutual aid is going to be needed heavily in the years to come. Share/donate because one day it may very well be you.

26.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmm hmm.

It's a GOP plant.

26.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need starburst to stop making the orange flavor. Please replace it with a blue raspberry or a green apple/lime.

25.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, ppl think that protesting on the weekend is ... 'Moving the Needle'.

If you're not feeling a pinch from fighting for what you think is right, are you really fighting?

They don't know sacrifice like how we know sacrifice. White privilege has them in their feelings but not in the fight!!!

25.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It was just β€œracism is bad” vs β€œidk racism is okay sometimes” the whole time?

Yep, whole time.

25.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

"Angels on the sideline
Baffled and confused
Father blessed them all with reason
And this is what they choose?
Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over
Pieces of the ground
Silly monkeys
Give them thumbs, they forge a blade
And where there's one, they're bound to divide it
Right in two"

24.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Angels on the sideline
Puzzled and amused
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one, you're bound to divide it
Right in two"

24.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Eye on the TV, 'cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavor it happens to be like
Killed by the husband, drowned by the ocean
Shot by his own son, she used the poison in his tea
Then kissed him goodbye, that's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies"

24.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Credulous at best, your desire to believe in
Angels in the hearts of men
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen
Shouldn't have to say it all again
The universe is hostile, so impersonal
Devour to survive, so it is, so it's always been"

24.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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