linds

whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business

On today’s episode of “the world makes me feel old”, Jesse McCartney is apparently now vintage enough to be on a coffee shop’s playlist.

ALEC BOHM IS SO FUCKING BACK!

There has never been anyone on television more like me than Jessica Knappett on Taskmaster, and I have been on television.

It’s crazy how almost every F1 driver is actually just Ivan from Anora.

Gotta love the pre-game announcement during the Finland v Sweden 4 Nations Game, reminding fans not to boo any anthems. As if anyone is booing the Finnish or Swedish anthems right now.

(to the tune of "Kokomo")

springsteen, madonna, way before nirvana
u2, and blondie, music still on mtv

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I don’t choose the man or the bear, I choose Gritty.

Bobby Brink’s comeback goal literally broke the power grid at the Wells Fargo center.

Jigsaw infographic that says “Kills: 53” even though the crazy thing about those movies is he doesn’t kill anyone

The Museum of Pop Culture lists Jigsaw’s killcount at 53 which is 53 more than the number of people he’s actually killed if you watch the movies correctly

John Carpenter should’ve made Barbie and instead of being about Barbie going to the real world, she should’ve found a pair of sunglasses that reveal that aliens are all around us and instead of Margot Robbie she should’ve been played by Roddy Piper

My dumbass self realized today that Mystic Pizza, Mystic River, and Big Fish are not the same movie. In fact, they’re VERY different.

Happy Thanksgiving!

The last lap of the Vegas GP, where the drivers were all absorbed by The Sphere in its efforts to take over Las Vegas, was truly incredible to see.

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by the awful cover of Feel Good Inc. that ESPN uses in their F1 commercials. ✋

“Fernando Alonso, the only driver who was alive the last time F1 raced in Las Vegas.”

Come to Seattle. Every store is called something like “Fir & Fawn” and nobody here can make a decent taco. If you’d like to travel anywhere from here, the nearest city is just a seven hour drive away.

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We now check in on George Russell’s radio …

That has to be the craziest opening lap of a race all season. #brazilgp

The CTA really committed to Halloween this year - my bus to work died and the next bus scheduled to arrive was a ghost bus. So spooky!

It’s also the sport I know most about and am unsure how that happened so YES absolutely!!! ❤️

Wouldn’t wanna be Lando today, watching my rookie teammate get a win before me after five years in the sport.

the og fancam edit

can’t stop won’t stop thinking about saw x because it was SO MUCH BETTER than it had ANY right to be.

Yeah, I can’t imagine how much they’ve had to spend lately getting Logan’s car fixed. And he’s the only driver not to outqualify his teammate yet this year - holding onto hope for Lawson taking his spot after that Singapore finish.

At this point I’ll be mad if Williams doesn’t pick Liam Lawson up - I get why Danny Ric and Yuki were signed again, but Lawson has seriously outperformed expectations as a replacement.

But seriously someone put Alex Albon in a better car, because if he’s doing this well in a Williams he can COMPETE.

ALEXANDER ALBON!!!!! that’s it, that’s the post, thank you.

Today my cat learned that he is, in fact, a cat, and that yarn is VERY fun, especially when your human is trying to make things with it!

fun and cool tip: don't deadname trans people.