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Chris Guanche

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Writer. Co-founder, MAHQ (www.mahq.net). Check out @mahqdotnet.bsky.social. Co-host of the Gundamn! podcast (@gundamn.bsky.social). He/him.

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A hand drawn map of the original NES Castlevania game.

A hand drawn map of the original NES Castlevania game.

The full map to the original Castlevania. This is a brilliant map. Despite seeing a map in between stages, you don't really think about how it all connects, but the flow lines up almost perfectly making one cohesive castle.

13.02.2026 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 563    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Matt Stoller is crying somewhere. Have you no sympathy???

13.02.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cringe whenever I see someone say "we have the same 24 hours." Absolutely untrue and idiotic.

12.02.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just today I saw a comment where someone was suggesting that Kurt Cobain and Anthony Bourdain were killed by a cabal of Satanists. I'm just baffled by how these people function in society.

12.02.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"CEO said a thing" journalism is an intellectual and cultural cancer

11.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

09.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12873    ๐Ÿ” 5981    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

There was a #StarTrekProdigy Art Book in the works. I was going to co-write it.

It went into limbo when it was removed from Paramount+ with uncertainty if Season Two would find a home. Then more uncertainty when Paramount was merging with Skydance.

If you want it โ€” Trek fans should rally for it!

09.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 460    ๐Ÿ” 153    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

I fully support he, and he alone, attempts to prove us wrong about living on the moon or Mars.

09.02.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ran MAHQ and somehow it ends up near Australian progressives and the Quebec arts community??

09.02.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tumblr is a great example of that. Those idiots really thought banning NSFW was not gonna have any big impact.

09.02.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a nice thing about when the internet was a bunch of little sites and servers was that it was a lot harder for governments to pressure "the chat provider everyone uses" to implement age verification.

you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy

09.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2377    ๐Ÿ” 691    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

This definitely feels like it was timed to catch people by surprise and not give them enough time to find an alternative and abandon ship. I think they're counting on most people just not caring or not feeling too inconvenienced.

09.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Discord was always just a closed, corpo version of IRC, which was nice back in the day but definitely not user friendly. It unfortunately was destined to enshittify.

09.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These "distraction-pilled" people are the newest type of annoying person to exist and they drive me nuts.

09.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would very much like Home to stop bugging me about using Gemini whenever I open the app.

08.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who makes this kind of claim doesn't understand two things:

1. People can like a variety of things so a blanket declaration like that is pointless.

2. A work can be inspired by other genres, and a "hard SF" show like LoGH is no exception.

08.02.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you check those barrels for turkey meals?

07.02.2026 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just gonna say since we're already talking about unionizing game writers: hey, maybe let us localizers in on those talks, too, because it's pretty fucking rough out there, even in AAA. I'd probably have three times as many credits if we were unionized and I'm one of the lucky ones with any at all.

06.02.2026 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1555    ๐Ÿ” 711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Donate to Support Adam Russell's Road to Recovery, organized by Jennifer Russell Hello everyone! My name is Jen Russell. My husband, Adam Russell, โ€ฆ Jennifer Russell needs your support for Support Adam Russell's Road to Recovery

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03.02.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Bought it as a kid in the US at release for MSRP. Traded it in at GameStop 20+ years ago and now I wish I hadn't.

03.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neil Gaiman is crawling out of his bog two years after sexual assault allegations to play the sweet old fantasy uncle again -- complete with name-dropping that book you like & his twee "make good art" catchphrase -- all in order to (of course) sell you his upcoming book. Don't you dare fall for it.

02.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1146    ๐Ÿ” 568    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

I was just wondering the other day if he'd ever post again and what he'd use as his entry point. Wasn't expecting it to be a plug for a Substack run by someone named "technopathology" proclaiming his innocence.

02.02.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One step closer to Hathaway! @spacequeenemily.bsky.social and @sundownmcmoon.bsky.social dock with the GRFM-Cailum to break down Hi-Streamer Book #2! We're in CCA territory, folks! Buckle up for some takes! Kudos to @cguanche.bsky.social for reading some excerpts! Become a patron to listen!

02.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Supreme Survivor graphic novel, 1997 | Tim Eldred In the year 1986, it was my dream to one day draw a for-real Armored Trooper Votoms comic book series, based on my favorite mecha anime. I developed one and put a lot of it on paper before abandoning ...

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01.02.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

A fun thing I did decades ago was watch DBZ daily on Spanish TV in the morning and Toonami in the afternoon (Saban dub). They happened to be aligned at the start and you could see all the American censorship, but they diverged as the English version edited episodes together.

30.01.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cool economic system weโ€™ve got here, where the people who have all of the money and none of the brains generally get to determine everything about the rest of our lives

30.01.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1817    ๐Ÿ” 592    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Kill the reflexive urge to engage with anything you think is neat by finding out what the worst people you can imagine are saying about it first. Feel what you're feeling and move on with your day.

29.01.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3239    ๐Ÿ” 1209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Any possibility of the Game Boy versions of some of these games as a bonus in the future? I know they're just ports but it'd be fun to revisit.

29.01.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was definitely feeling Shadowgate/Deja Vu/Hotel Dusk/etc.

29.01.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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