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Writer. Co-founder, MAHQ (www.mahq.net). Check out @mahqdotnet.bsky.social. Co-host of the Gundamn! podcast (@gundamn.bsky.social). He/him.

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Latest posts by cguanche.bsky.social on Bluesky

I would love to see SMB 35 come back as SMB 40, but this time as a permanent release.

04.08.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Films from the Orient"...jeez, feels more like 1892.

04.08.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.

29.07.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13411    ๐Ÿ” 4510    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 123

For all of its flaws overall as a game, I think Dragon Age II has my favorite story of the series because it feels the most "real" and not about big fantasy tropes like all the other games.

27.07.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was already renewed for a second season a long time ago.

26.07.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't you know that you can pay all your bills with Exposure Bucks? All the kids are into it these days and everything's fine!

23.07.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if you make the knowingly pointless effort to ask them for a source, all they've got is "trust me bro."

23.07.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sure is curious with G-Witch and GQuuuuuuX that Bandai can call the shows successful and even helpfully post their financial reports in English, but then a bunch of dudes will be screaming on social media "NO, THEY WERE FAILURES!" I wonder what those two shows have in common...

23.07.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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we're putting fiscal year bookings in game trailers now

21.07.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

In the current Transformers comic series, Optimus Prime feels guilty for accidentally stepping on a deer. Compassion for all living things is what makes these two characters who they are.

21.07.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Consoles were only for playing games and when you turned them on the games just worked without any need for patches.

21.07.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't necessarily disagree but for me it's hard to choose between PS2 and SNES.

18.07.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta lay the foundation for an endless parade of "Switch 2 Pro" click bait articles somehow.

16.07.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Company promises AI will help workers have easier lives, company has workers create the AI tools, company lays off the workers.

Exactly like we all said they would.

Gotta โ€œloveโ€ how corporations always do the exact wicked thing theyโ€™re predicted to do with neither shame nor reflection.

15.07.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 612    ๐Ÿ” 259    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Make "flammable" and "inflammable" mean different things.

14.07.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had this on NES. Was one of baby me's first exposures to noir.

12.07.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what social media should have always been

10.07.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4780    ๐Ÿ” 942    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

It's funny how there was never a torrent of similar articles about places like Gab and Truth Social.

11.07.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cecil Harvey ๐Ÿ’• #finalfantasy

09.07.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 825    ๐Ÿ” 395    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those tweets definitely have that Mass Effect 2 "assuming direct control" vibe. Especially the unrelated tweets that literally answered in Musk's own voice about having no connection to Epstein and then awkwardly trying to explain why Grok was answering in Musk's voice.

09.07.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a particular brand of extreme weirdo who sees Bluesky mentioned and in their head that's a shortcut for "politics I don't like" and/or "mentally ill."

08.07.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Excerpt from Wikipedia on second party game studios.

Second-party developer is a colloquial term often used by gaming enthusiasts and media to describe game studios that take development contracts from platform holders and develop games exclusive to that platform, i.e. a non-owned developer making games for a first-party company.[8] As a balance to not being able to release their game for other platforms, second-party developers are usually offered higher royalty rates than third-party developers.[7] These studios may have exclusive publishing agreements (or other business relationships) with the platform holder, but maintain independence so that upon completion or termination of their contracts, they are able to continue developing games for other publishers if they choose to. For example, while HAL Laboratory initially began developing games on personal computers like the MSX, they became one of the earliest second-party developers for Nintendo, developing exclusively for Nintendo's consoles starting with the Famicom, though they would self-publish their mobile games.[9][10]

Excerpt from Wikipedia on second party game studios. Second-party developer is a colloquial term often used by gaming enthusiasts and media to describe game studios that take development contracts from platform holders and develop games exclusive to that platform, i.e. a non-owned developer making games for a first-party company.[8] As a balance to not being able to release their game for other platforms, second-party developers are usually offered higher royalty rates than third-party developers.[7] These studios may have exclusive publishing agreements (or other business relationships) with the platform holder, but maintain independence so that upon completion or termination of their contracts, they are able to continue developing games for other publishers if they choose to. For example, while HAL Laboratory initially began developing games on personal computers like the MSX, they became one of the earliest second-party developers for Nintendo, developing exclusively for Nintendo's consoles starting with the Famicom, though they would self-publish their mobile games.[9][10]

No, Wikipedia has what is the commonly accepted definition within the industry, so again, you're wrong.

05.07.2025 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, but you're wrong. If they're owned by Nintendo that makes them by definition an internal team. Nintendo doesn't own HAL and Intelligent Systems, so games made by them are second party.

05.07.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BACK TO THE FUTURE was released 40 years ago today. One of the most beloved movies of the 1980s, and the film that made Michael J. Fox a movie star, the behind the scenes story is pretty heavyโ€ฆ

1/45

03.07.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 227    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Not saying it isn't important to complain about localization problems, but you gotta understand that companies will only care about that so much as it affects their bottom line. As is, pretty much everytime you harp on about the Dragon Maid dub for the 50th time and say this is why

02.07.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reason why CR and some of these Japanese licensors now feel like they can get away not putting enough care into localization is at least partially because the demonization of translators that came with the rise of Gamegate shit made that significantly easier for them

02.07.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.

30.06.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CN had nothing to do with the dubs - those were all done by Bandai Entertainment.

30.06.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have it a bit backwards, numerically. It was only about six episodes away from finishing when 9/11 happened and it got pulled off the air.

29.06.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know what conversation you're having, but it's completely detached from reality and what I'm talking about. Enjoy ranting about your uninformed opinions, but I'm not gonna waste anymore time with you.

29.06.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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