David Brisbane

VERY GOOD CHOICE DENMARK AND NOT JUST BECAUSE ITS SWEATY TWINK IN A BOX

Unsure if it’s supposed to look like that or if ETV have the local college kids in doing the cameras and vision mixing #eestilaul

Happy birthday! ❤️🦡

MARGARITAAASSSS

Out of curiosity I had a nosey at the ticket prices and one ticket was ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-EIGHT BRITISH POUNDS

Close enough welcome back 2009

Thinking of better times…

My boyfriend at the time stood up, turned off the tv, threw the remote on the floor, shouted “well that was a complete waste of time!” and stormed out of the room when they announced Will as the winner.

*Anas Sarwar* being the one to stick the knife in you……..the indignity of it all

SAKE - Heriot-Watt will like that though

Imagine all the houses you could build there 😍

Exception to the rule 🤠

Oh Arwin my love - you are so much better than the shite they keep giving you #Melfest

😭

Talk about poppers o'clock. #melfest

Melfest is where country music goes to die #Melfest

THANK YOU SVT for finally starting the stream before the main broadcast starts #Melfest

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

Times report: Allies of Rayner said they believed that Wes Streeting, the health secretary, would be “ruined” by the mass disclosure of all communications with Mandelson in coming months. Streeting and Mandelson were close allies for years.

In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.

I really hope people advocating to ban kids from SM read this. Some kids are isolated by disabilities or circumstances. Furthermore, some kids grow up in abusive households. “Ideally, a child’s exposure to online worlds should be moderated by their parents” isn’t a reassuring sentiment for everyone

I find that dogs and dugs are different:

“Look at that gorgeous dog!”
“Get yer filthy dug away fae me”

I swear it gets more embarrassing every time he appears

Sky frantically trying to bring SNL UK forward by a few weeks

I’d have sent them both packing tbh #DragRaceUK

“What the fuck is this… the paedophile’s ball?” is such a great entrance line, I’m going to use it more often

ohhh wait you guys weren't talking about american idol

So grim even for a “joke” entry

BAD

I’m sorry but you cannot tell me that Copacabana Boy was one of the top 30 out of 1,000+ submitted songs #Melfest