David Brisbane

Yer da is getting ready to comment “who?” under all of the Strictly reveal posts

Oh she was already wearing the T-shirt

Can you imagine Will Best trying to deal with this?

My TikTok feed is primarily just shop workers who are struggling to use their National Lottery terminals after a software update

Aw this is fantastic

Well My Oxford Year on Netflix was certainly not the light-hearted romcom I was expecting

A windstorm? In August? V normal behaviour from Ms Earth

That went double platinum in my bedroom in 2006

Delicious public breakdown 😍

Was supposed to be getting a haircut tomorrow but the guy that does it has upped and moved to Cyprus??

The fact that the yearly interest is more than what I repay 😂

YouTube video by Channel 5 Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday | Teaser Trailer | Channel 5

They have updated the format of 5's Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday so that the families actually travel to both holidays together, so it is essentially the the same as 00's classic Holiday Showdown. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALMj...

Imagine that, a show having 5 seasons in 5 years on a streaming service.

NUMBER ONE FAN: DAYTIME TV FOCUSED THRILLER ANNOUNCED BY CHANNEL 5 Number One Fan (4x60’), from Clapperboard; a suspenseful thriller set in the world of daytime TV. The series focuses on Morning show presenter Lucy, who is saved from an attack by a strange woman name...

5 announces new suspenseful thriller #NumberOneFan, set in the world of daytime TV. More details:

www.tvzoneuk.com/post/numbero...

Notification from the Jet2 app which says: “News just in: an extra £100 off. Use code: NOTHINGBEATS”

OF COURSE

“Generate me the synopsis of a detective TV series set in a sunny city that is only somewhat like Death in Paradise”

Will be watching the absolute shit out of this ☀️

SEVENTY POUNDS FOR A MOUSE DOES IT CLICK ITSELF??

M&S: 20% off trousers!

The public: Does that include denim jeans?

M&S: Don’t be so fucking stupid

Two Doors Down returns for Christmas Christmas is coming early for fans of the multi award-winning Scottish sitcom

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😭

Hate that you’d assume I’d have this in my house 😭

Nice to see you

Ah now that’s very interesting! Didn’t even occur to me to search up what that medication would treat!

Oooh now who is the one who should have the Netflix special?!

Didn’t realise there was a demand for such upscaling on this

Screenshot of an email from Netflix promoting upcoming content including “Jo Brand - Barely Live”

I’m sorry but things at Netflix must be getting bad if they’re heavily promoting a Jo Brand comedy special from 22 years ago

Wine? Wine.

Former Metropolitan Police commissioner Ian Blair dies Lord Ian Blair served as the Metropolitan Police commissioner from 2005 to 2008.

Clearly remember Ian Blair giving a statement to the media that Jean Charles de Menezes was acting suspiciously, wearing a bulky coat, jumped over the tube barrier, and received a warning before the armed police opened fire. It led the News At Ten. All lies www.bbc.com/news/article...

Rihanna IS Smurfette