AFC Optimist

Marta, my goodness 😮

Arsenal need an in-house facial hair stylist/consultant.

If the Red Sox trade Duran now, there might be actual violence in the streets

Before anything happens or doesn’t, I freaking love Trossard.

That’s just what new parents look like

Weird that only oil clubs get bailed out like this…

Chloe Clutchy or Clutchy Kelly? Can’t decide.

Maybe pens aren’t Arsenal’s strong suit

It’s Arsenal’s women’s world we’re living in

I feel like there’s a cohort of Prem teams that only buy players with hyphenated last names

We’re at the squad-building stage where I’m annoyed that other teams are buying 50 million plus players even though we don’t need them. Is this how hoarders feel?

Was the shootout just to kill any fleeting joy we may have felt?

Bregman’s legs might’ve cost us a win tonight. #redsox

The problem with Shane Gillis is he will tell the most obvious, least-clever, non-subversive, juvenile joke and then stand there like he’s really done something when no one laughs.

The obvious mistake was leaving four Arsenal players on the bench.

Let ten months of self-inflicted anxiety BEGIN!

When’s our annual 3-1 loss to a Championship side in a closed-door friendly? Feels like the season can’t start without it.

Sinner was really really good.

What an outing by Crochet 😮‍💨

That’s Dr Evil money we’re paying for OS.

This is a shellacking!

Masterful. Good fit. B.

Feels like every English paper I ever wrote.

Yeah fine, but I really want Eze.

If only he’d have played at the same time as Penix

We’ve had ranked choice here in Maine for a while now and if you didn’t know already, it is everything. Go get some in your state.

It’s too hot to have an opinion on another Celtics trade

I bought some magnesium hot chocolate that also works wonders. I think it’s called Moonbrew.

A great way to get more Americans into soccer before the World Cup is to invent a new, very expensive other competition that’s played on weekday afternoons with 10-0 or 0-0 results only.

Well that’s some specious reasoning. I just don’t like the money grab, the host nation (at the moment) and the complete disregard for player health. More of a FIFA indictment than a club affinity post. I didn’t even know a team could qualify that way honestly.

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🤬🤬🤬🤬 you, Red Sox