Phil

To save your life on a set piece,
you’d take a soft cheese before Richard Masters and co.

Happy Sheikh Mansour Day to all those who celebrate.

I thought he was only interested in the minors.

Go jays

Blue Jays have the chance to win the World Series on what would have been John Candy's 75th birthday.
Make it happen.

An old blue boat with skeletons in it. The skeletons wear hats. One has a fishing rod and one has a net. Three tentacles rise up from the ground to grab at the boat.

🎶 you and me going fishin in the dark 🎶

Post trick or treat toddy hitting the spot. Now for a Jays win.

The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

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All love and respect to the kid that just showed up Trick or Treating in a Yankees uniform covered in blood as a murdered Yankee. I gave him candy, he said Go Jays. Halloween remains the best holiday.

40 and rainy and the kids lasted longer than ever. Middle kid who takes after me even wore shorts. A fine effort.

I’d roast a a mounds bar. Sounds delightful. Fuck off smores.

Maybe if he had the team run out to “Hurt” or the like he could force the issue.

lol the picture and headline combo makes it look like he’s depressed and surprised he has to ride out the year.

Rita MacNeil!

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

A reminder that we’ve never heard the Monster Mash. Only a song about the Monster Mash.

Before Buzz Aldrin dies, a grateful nation should parade before him a long line of our lowest citizens, who don’t believe in the moon landing, for him to berate and assault to his heart’s content.

“Sir, keep the line moving, let Mr.
Aldrin punch you in the face.”

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

Goddamn. You need and deserve to go into the woods for a few hours and punch dance out your rage.

Which uh begs the question of whether Leopold is capable of hiring a winner. He’s the common denominator.

Agreed. He has not led yhe team out of this long long purgatory. Another in a line of GMs that have not been able to get it done. Hard to build a winner when you lack top draft picks & prioritize gritty guys who don’t contribute enough on offense. Now with cap space, he has found nobody to add. Ugh.

When do you think Guerin’s seat gets hot?

“The fuck did they do now?”

Can they bestow a bad title on him? Have a ceremony in a Scottish toilet, dump some rancid pey wet and haggis on him, so he may forever be his lowness, pedo andy? Can he have a different kind of staff now?

Holy fuck I found the Italian stereotyping slide from the harassment training we have to do at work