Haley

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Honestly I’m so beyond caring about literally anything

Iconic

Also the fact that flags will be at half mast on January 20 is the funniest mic drop ever

Do you think King Charles uses the royal we in his private life as well as his public one? I bet he uses it to say dirty things to Camilla

So it turns out it’s difficult to do cross stitch when there’s a cat on your lap who wants to play with the embroidery floss

Can we talk people out of donating to Salvation Army entirely, please!

They force their charity recipients to attend religious conversion sessions as part of receiving assistance.

AND they're wildly transphobic and homophobic!

Fund better charities!

This

Pardon me?

All of this.

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

"Your ideas are radical" Bro, I just want everyone to have food, water, shelter and healthcare

Bluesky account on Twitter quoting article by Wired about swifties leaving twitter for Bluesky saying "look what you made me do"

lmao

I carefully thought about it....and decided I DO NOT CARE that Biden pardoned Hunter.

I'mtrying to find two f*cks to give and simply can't find them anywhere 🤷🏾‍♀️.

Somebody call Nicolas Cage

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Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

Super depressed because of obvious reasons; currently using spite as a motivation to stay alive, because I fucking refuse to let (insert name of any evil old republican politician here) outlive me

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Sitting here doing cross stitch while the country collapses, feeling like Madame goddamn Defarge

It came today!

Calcifer!!! He’s beautiful 😻

I don’t mind if my cats hang out *under* the Christmas tree, I just don’t want them *in* the tree, but unfortunately cats don’t understand prepositions.

Haha thanks! It wasn’t even very expensive; I found a website from a place in New Jersey that makes everything up to those huge ones you see on dinosaur museums and people’s 12 foot Home Depot skeletons 😜

I used my adult money to buy a custom Santa hat for the stormtrooper helmet that hangs on the coat rack in our living room

BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!

one argument for the overkill found in bog bodies was they were ritual sacrifices of rulers: when the kings failed to live up to their geasa and the land and people suffered, the powerful paid for it by being thrice ritually killed—stabbed, hung, staked to the bottom of the bog

Just saying

Let’s make this clear. I do not want division, it allows dictators what they need. Divide and conquer.

However, this is not about just disagreeing with people, disagreements are good.

The problem here is that many people want to oppress and harm others.

You cannot unite with that.