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i cordially invite you to steal a piece of our house vernacular: Suffering from the Expectations™

do you know someone who sets themselves up for emotional failure for an event/experience/etc when they don't investigate what they want or communicate their own expectations?

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people are addicted to saying EST/PST/etc. when it's currently daylight savings. like bro, just say ET/PT! unless you're in a part of the country that doesn't observe daylight savings, drop the s or d out of your timezone, PLEASE

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."

Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."

Messy underbrush with a couple of ramp plants and the stems of ostrich ferns. There are two absolutely tiny seedling ramps growing alongside the bigger ones

Two years ago I planted ramp bulbs in my garden, knowing that ramps are notoriously difficult to cultivate and they’re typically forage only. Last spring, they actually grew! And this year, not only did they regrow, but I have TWO wild-seeded baby ramps growing alongside them!

My painting TIDAL WETLANDS

some Office Advice™: work on your communication skills & learn how to advocate for yourself professionally. mostly because it's good to be able to articulate your needs, but partially bc it's embarrassing when your 40 y/o coworker won't advocate for themself in the lowest stakes situation possible.

dc cherry blossom miku... if you get it you get it!

Just spent 10 minutes staring intently with predator’s focus at a rustling pile of leaves, hoping to see a Creature™

a photo of a street art poster on a utility pole box that says sic semper tyrannis at the bottom. the image above it depicts the woman from the virginia state flag (spear, sword, tit out) standing on a blonde haired orange man. there's a fallen red hat off to the side.

spotted in virginia right outside of dc—happy ides of march, y'all!

…this is insane????

so, knowing next to nothing about either baldur's gate or dragon age, @littlesystems.bsky.social and i had a whole conversation where we were talking about emmrich and astarion like they were the same character

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I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.

Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.

A thread.

I think I used it mostly around 2002-2005ish. Literally no one has ever heard of it so it’s like a fever dream

Holy shit I actually used this platform!! I consistently forget and re-remember the name of it, and myself and one irl friend of mine are literally the only people I’ve ever met who actually used it

(cautiously at the farmer's market) and would you say your cow is... you know... a friend of Louis Pasteur...?

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.

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i like waking up with total confidence knowing i will not die in an underwater cave or in proximity to mt. everest. there's a lot about the future you cannot predict, but it's nice to definitively know those are ruled out

If other government agencies join Bluesky and become your favorite agency just remember who was here first and who has two eagles in their logo.

Since Twitter died, I wanted to post my most popular one. Something like 120k likes.

Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being
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One Republican operative who has worked with the ex-president's campaign in the past said it's clear that Trump is "decompensating" in response to the late Harris surge. "He's realizing that he could lose the election, go to prison, and maybe die there," they said.

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sorry to everyone who's followed me here. I will not post anything interesting and that's a promise

a small psa for writers: "a few moments" and "a few minutes" are very different amounts of time with very different vibes. specifically, a few minutes is a really, really long time for certain things. choose wisely.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #430,791!