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me telling my partner about my psoriasis: this is the skin of a killer, bella

me when i can't stop screaming

me, immediately before the comedy cops throw me in joke jail for being too unfunny: “you’ve heard of phoenix wright, but are ready for phoenix wrong???”

tumblr post of carl weezer showing jimmy neutron a drawing of a frog

i’ve never seen vanderpump rules but i’m definitely about to watch a two hour long scandoval retrospective let’s goooooooooo

screen shot of a YouTube thumbnail for a video called “alien toxic relationship asmr (kissing, fight scene, pregnancy)

i found a feature screenplay i wrote for an undergrad screenwriting class and lemme tell you. it’s not good.

about to alter space-time just so i have a free 20 minutes to read a book!!!!

i have so many books to read jfc

i read some poetry on the @literaryhub.bsky.social pod today!!!

brb gotta go roll some oats

elementary, my dear flopson

Pikachu was spotted amongst anti-Erdoğan protesters fleeing from police in Antalya, Turkey last night.

if you have a good rec to fill the void harley and pam left pls actually let me know i beg

same katchoo same

On the pod with @trshboyoli.bsky.social and @drewsof.bsky.social to talk villains -- what surprised us, what bracket category literature does best, mall culture, one of the things Cuomo and Satan have in common, and the joys of being a hater

quarterfinals let’s goooooooooo

Cover of poison ivy (2022) #25: ivy ish surrounded by hands serving her what looks like plates of rack of lamb or a similar dish. She holds a fork and wipes her mouth with hand. Blood drips down the back of her hand.

i think about this cover a lot

rip suburban ennui

you guys need to vote better

this is the mood today kids

round 2 let’s goooooo!!!!!

well kids, i guess we can’t animorph our way out of this mess

The Best Villains in Literature Bracket Welcome to Literary Hub’s inaugural Ides of March Madness bracket: The Best Villains in Literature. Everyone loves a good villain—at least when they’re safely fictional—but which litera…

Who’s the baddest of the bad? Help us crown the Best Villain in Literature by voting for your favorite scoundrels and rogues in our Ides of March Madness bracket!

let’s gooooooo

not me reposting this as if i’m not also op

truly no greater honor than being asked to read at your friend’s book launch

what if i don’t want the country roads to take me home? what then???

a Wikipedia screenshot of a dog wearing a hat that says “Wikipedia” with a caption that says “dogs can wear hats”

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