Keller

for the first time in my life i dont appear to be hitting an equilibrium with my weight gain n i acc dont know how to handle that

other than all the other reasons im excited to be engaged i am very glad i do not have to enter my 30s calling jack my boyfriend

sorry being a home owner sucks bc what do u mean my fence is broken and i can't just make someone else sort it

twice now ive googled a dead character only to find out they are Not Dead and are actually the antagonist

truly i love nothing more than to google people from tv shows and video games and go on a deep dive and somehow i always pick the one character or person thats a big ol spoiler even if i try and avoid it

a screenshot of a facebook messenger conversation, 3 messages from the senders perspective all talking about cycle racing and lance armstrong

tbh he doesn't even need to be next to me for info dumps

sometimes i sit and wait for him to come in the living room just to unload everything I've learned

poor jack comes to spend time with me in the living room and then has to sit and respond to every small comment or thought i have about my documentary he's not paying attention to

you know when you watch documentaries about ppl who really excelled in their craft in the 20th century and they always sort of just fell into it and u cant do that now :(

i once went on a religious retreat and i had a great time but they did 100% use cult tactics

not that i ask it intending for it to be reciprocated but im honestly surprised how often i ask ppl if they got anything nice for christmas and they dont ask the same in return?? like i thought that would be the polite thing??? am i wrong???

4 whole months after buying my new earphones the case finally needs charging

I was gonna do a 2025 photo dump on IG but on review it appears i really only photographed my cats for like 80% of the year

i guessed the killer correct for both the second and third knices out films and they are the only times ive ever in my life correctly predicted a murderer so I'll be riding that high for the rest of my life

one thing about me is every time i put weight on and go up a dress size i just find my existing clothes on vinted in the next size up

jack and i got incredibly competitive about scores on beat saber but now he's just completely outclassed me and i cant even get near his scores 😭

some teenage girls just spent the entire bus journey pissing themselves laughing at me n deffo took a photo as they got off and honestly i do not miss being a teenager at all like being so afraid of anything different that u cant have fun

i ate so much food i just wanna crash but i need to shower and prep for work tomorrow 😭😭

im in a hell of my own making bc now i have to wrap all yhe presents i bought for jack 😔

my tolerance is worse since i switched to lacto free milk at home 😔 can't even have 1 cup of coffee while I'm out any more

every part of me is size 12 except for my waist which means i am constantly having to buy things that do not fit just so i can wear them

we've got safety issues at work so we've been forced to close and now a load of school kids are gonna get their trip cancelled with like 2 days notice

so often a hollywood great dies and everyone is raving about their work and i look them up and i have not seen a single thing they were involved in 😖 i am so deeply out of touch with cinema

if you sit in the middle of three seats you deserve prison

just today we were saying that more than a lot of other departments we get to see first hand how our work impacts our community and this was such a great example of that

told a lady that we would count her as a carer so entry for her and her son was free n she let out the sweetest little huff of appreciation like she just deflated a bit and it was so nice

fb banned me from sending messages for a week and now i keep yelling 'ive been silenced' every time it comes up

cant stop thinking about the man at work who said people didn't care about WW1 as much bc the Americans weren't in it

post man comes to the door said 'you're 61 right?' and i say no we're 65 and he goes '61 yeah' 👁👄👁

there's a house near us with the ugliest christmas lights like they're all different colours and they're not placed neatly and they cover the whole front of the house and garden and ngl im obsessed

they have powerwash sim in vr so my life has meaning again