Dave Williams

You magnificent bastard, you! 😂

A legend in your own lunchtime! I’m listening to the track as I type. Nice work mate!

Happy birthday Angela! Hope Lando’s win was a suitable present!

Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.

16.00 FILM: FINDUS NEMO Distressing Pixar sequel.

One for the kids

Indeed. One hour 45 of that was just getting out of Cambridge. In the immortal words of Imelda Staunton, fuck that for a game of buggery

Travel fuckery abounds. From my office on hills Road to my front door? Two and a quarter hours. Traffic was a raging bitch.

A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls" As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

Remember - all mushrooms are edible. But some only once.

Some good news amidst all the darkness

23.00 STRICTLY DANCE COMING The overly erotic competition continues, with couples attempting to finish their routines whilst being reportedly brought to a state of physical ecstasy.

#strictly #verystrictly

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

A forlorn scene with the Sun barely peeking over the horizon at lower left, a lone mesa in the middle right middleground.

Sunrise in Jezero Crater, Mars, 4 September, 2022.

Is this anything adjacent to the phrase “mammary memory”?

I’ll be honest with you, Matt. I was looking closely at the reg plate for longer than I’m happy admitting!

As in energetic entertainment or an enclosed compound?

They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"

I love your podcast, I keep going back to it again and again. Thank you!

I wonder whatever happened to him? 😉

Sleep with one eye open!

Keir Starmer at the Labour party conference saying: Painting a fence, running the raffle, cutting the half-time orange.

Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms

I’ll admit, that was my first thought too. I just could not wrap my head around it.

Tricky one, that!

Just gonna leave this here

I doubt this is actually true, but I really hope it is because the idea makes me chuckle

A firm believer in hydration, then?

Still from the 1941 film "Love on the Dole", with the unfortunate subtitle "She's a strange lassie's arsehole".

Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole".

(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)

I am THIS old

Sadly, it seems yet again that Ferrari’s worst enemy is itself…