Dave Williams

Ooof…

Take the filthy lucre and spend it immediately with an independent local store?

(BTW, I’m thinking about rebranding as an independent local store)

Hi indigo! So cute!

A rocky outcrop in the centre of the scene, with boulders and pebbles scattered around. In the distance, some gently rolling hills, and endless sand. All under a butterscotch sky.

You live in a time when you can see on your phone high-res photos taken over the weekend by a nuclear-powered rover on Mars.

I’m so old I remember the years B.C. (before Coldplay)

This morning Abby decided to play silly buggers.

Gives you that warm fuzzy feeling inside, doesn’t it?

Sad to hear that Prince Andrew has died in a car crash next week.

While at a conference, the woman sitting next to me suddenly slumped forward in a faint. Trying to help, I held her head down by pressing down on her shoulders. It turned out she had not fainted but had only been trying to retrieve her bag off the floor. I left early.

Farewell, brave steed.

This day, five years ago.

RIP the Perseverance Skycrane, giving us one of the most badass sci-fi-like photos in space exploration history.

I absolutely adore this drawing. It really does sum up FORG

a card with flowers and the words " with heartfelt sympathy " on it ALT: a card with flowers and the words " with heartfelt sympathy " on it

RIP kettle. We barely knew ye.

21.00 FILM: THE PRINCESS WIDOW Depressing sequel.

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YouTube video by patricia du prée The Isley Brothers This Old Heart Of Mine

I honestly think this is a very strong contender for the best song ever written. Stone cold classic. youtu.be/U_9M6kRfJes?...

18.45 ONE MAN AND HIS DOG WHISTLE Nigel Farage origin story

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He is though, isn’t he.

I genuinely think my sister would have done, were it not for the entirely understandable giggles

I feel your pain. Every time I pass near a reflective surface, some fat bald bloke stares back at me. It’s all rather distressing.

Mum thought she was alone, unaware my sister was home too. Sister popped her head around the corner, said “hello mum”. Mum looked at the dog - WHAT DID YOU SAY?

That’s awful, so sorry. X

Not a single duff song on it

An incredibly accurate little snippet, this.

22.00 FILM: BASIC INSTINCT 10 PRINT "SHARON STONES IS GUILTY"; 20 GOTO 10 RUN

Spoilers

Prime dipping biscuit, that.

Your pun game is very strong. I approve wholeheartedly

Robert Plant Pot? Inspired.

I feel we should all be flying X as a matter of course

Oooh matron