Derek ⚔️

derek: was that daffy duck who said "sufferin' succotash?" or was that sylvester
jake: i think it was sylvester
derek: horny sylvester be like "sufferin' suckin' toes"

Having to log into bluesky to keep up with all the twtlonger google doc type apology posts cause everyone that would make them is here now (not derogatory twitter is still a hellhole)

i still think of this video every time i hear "my castle town"

jake always teases derek for the nighttime kool-aid he'll make at like 10pm when we're playing games

me: yeah brotherrrr
jake: i'm speaking to hulk hogan i see
me: hulkster's gonna get in a whole bunch of legal trouble
me: oh yeeahhhh
jake: going more kool-aid man now, which i appreciate
[derek joins the chat]
me: speaking of the kool-aid man
derek: how did you know!!!!!

a photo of a game chat on the Switch 2. on the main screen I’m playing as the cow in Mario Kart. on the screen share section Jake is holding his phone up to the webcam and showing us the Cleveland Show theme song

game chat is good

watched the unfinished cut going round of the minecraft movie with some friends. there weren't any subtitles so we loaded the the twin peaks fire walk with me subtitles over it

at the nintendo direct tomorrow just in time for the minecraft movie sakurai will be announcing the public execution of minecraft steve

once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this

Mari wire dancing her robot with construction manipulator arms through the skies of Paris while looking like she's driving a big rig, that's cinema

Catch me on the movie app

okay no but fr idk what was up with my postybirb settings that caused it to downscale dramatically, but i'd at least like to share this at a higher resolution, i'm too proud of it lmao

Eagles commies NFC championship

Men in battle shonen manga like Kagurabachi have only one thing on their minds and it's disgusting

Kagurabachi: "if you can't respect the sword, don't use it!"

every time I see someone holding a Japanese sword incorrectly

[The Aristocrats voice] The Democrats!

Doutusu Monogatari title screen: a grey screen with a title in Japanese and a little character with a red hat

December 20, 2004 saw the release of Doukutsu Monogatari, AKA Cave Story, a free game that was quickly translated into English and became the talk of the Internet. It's hard to estimate the impact it had on the indie scene and on the resurgence of 2D outside handheld consoles.

Honey flavored NyQuil (didn’t have any DayQuil in the cupboard) and this blueberry lemonade flavored G fuel are having a absolute drag out fistfight in my tummy right now on the way to work 👍

Using twitter for news has been cooked for a minute now, but now you can’t tap into any sort of media (specifically games/anime stuff) without having to hear the most annoying shit possible that used to just be regulated to weirdos on the chan boards. Shit sucks!

I really do think 2025 is the year I start either posting less on twitter/post more on here/both cause it really has been just insanely depressing on there. Every interaction is filled with the nastiest weirdos you’ve ever seen berating people just talking about stuff with friends

the night we first played marvel rivals when it asked us to create usernames derek put in the name “BigDoinks420” before realizing that 1) we did actually like the game and want to play it long term and 2) it would cost $5 to change it. so he’s just BigDoinks420 forever now

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Many people are saying this

Can feel the wave cresting, more and more people coming over here

No nostalgia critic November psa

It's about that time, ready up.

Smoking on that shit the made jekyll go hyde mode