Mimi Morris Kim

See, the problem is, is that there is no way Trump knows the word “appalling.” They should have gone with “Bigly bad.”

By electing Trump twice, it means to me, that we have failed to live up to our ideals.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Still not clear on what “transgender for everyone” is.

Maybe the rapture is on Pacific time.

I have had a bottle of champagne in my fridge that I bought for when Kamala was going to win the election. So that didn’t happen, but it’s still there for whenever the long anticipated other joyous headline occurs.

Like a cicada!

Go with Rounda

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

Bet he can’t even span an octave on the piano.

Awww, look at that teeny, tiny little fist!

Honestly, I’m a little sad that the 2032 asteroid threat has fizzled. Would have been a fitting end.

Warm and rainy night here. Going to be a big night for salamanders and frogs crossing the roads looking for love.

Groundhog predicts 6 more years of fascism.

Has this January been, like super dooper long, or is it me?

They also invariably spell border as “boarder.”

Define “enjoy.”

It’s probably just a bad idea in general to fuck with people’s breakfast beverages.

You know, coffee prices going way up are going to piss off a lot of people. I cite you to a tax on tea some years ago. Didn’t go over well at all.

I feel like the 12 men profiled here were all in the slow reading group in elementary school.

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

I’m considering spending the next 4 years being high.

I just listened to a thing about Benjamin Britten and realized I’ve been mispronouncing Peter Pears name wrong for 30 years. It’s pear like spear, not like the fruit. Sneaky!

She is clearly empathetic and highly competent!

I’m American and I agree.

I love that we lead parallel kitty lives! Also he’s clearly working very hard.

Bret Stephens/Gail Collins is unreadable today. I think the NYT needs to pair him with Michelle Goldberg, (who would tell him to fuck right off.) It would be against editorial standards but that would be a column I would want to read.

Accidentally read this as “cat brain,” and was thus, rather confused. But now I’ve had my coffee and it’s all good!

What’s especially loathsome about Brett Stephens NYT column today, is that he is too much of a chicken shit to turn on comments.

Snort!