Alex

They can, but will they?

Que gracioso está el arco de IA en el que los conservas y libertarios se discuten con grok en Twitter 😂

#Autism month is ending, hurry up, last 5 min before it's illegal again

That’s only until coal mines start accepting kids again. They’re fighting for the kids’ right to work 😍

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

Elon looks so cool with those sunglasses. Doesn’t look like he’s high in the slightest 😂

Good old Josh, looking to run government at the speed of business.

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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No context Abigail Thorn

What Was Agreed Upon What Actually Arrived Shortfall 12,000 aid trucks 8,500 aid trucks 3,500 aid trucks missing 50 fuel trucks daily 15 fuel trucks daily 35 fuel trucks missing daily 60,000 mobile housing units None arrived Hundreds of thousands deprived of temporary housing 200,000 tents 20,000 tents 180,000 tents missing

Israel has broken the ceasefire agreement every single day since they signed it.

GENERAL STRIKE! ELEVEN MILLION 3.5% PLEDGE TODAY #3E MOVEMENT #GSUS

Call to Action: Nationwide General Strike incoming.

At least 11 million people are needed to pledge, that's nearly 3.5% of the US population. When the number hits 11 million it's time to strike. Spread widely.

Pledge today: generalstrikeus.com

#3E #GSUS #USprotests

unions get the goods, even for non-union workers at the same firms

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
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Didn’t they leave the Austrian painter self destruct too?

PRO: New legal obligation to hate kids CON: Would reduce supply of cheap infant laborers

Pros And Cons Of Ending Birthright Citizenship
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Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs

Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs
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We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere

Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere

no me decido cuál es mejor.

this headline makes me remember a pc build video...

this is so funny but also gross 😭

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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Tax the billionaires until there are no billionaires anymore and distribute the money amongst the rest of the populace.

We can call it the Anti-Greed Redistribution Plan. Sound good?