Materials Handler

Gregory Bovino guarded by a phalanx of agents, all masked, in a federal courthouse. If you've been in one, you'll know how ridiculous this is and/or how scared they are.

I didnt know it was a Pussy Palace, Pussy Palace
I always thought it was a Federal courthouse

CHOTINER: You didn't know it was a pussy palace?

ALLEN: I thought it was a dojo.

CHOTINER: And just to be clear, you thought that was better?

Cc: @matt-levine.bsky.social

oh my God.
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Looking forward to the consent order that comes out of this collab www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

What movie do you consider perfect

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

That's a rad looking little rapscallion

The scenes in INTERSTELLAR where the school administrators and teachers are like 'your daughter needs to stop talking about made up shit like the space program' are now uncomfortably plausible

Grant Cardone told me it would 10X it

Me: [after looking at photo, then at caption] THAT'S A CROCK OF SHIT!! (channeling Mickey Rourke)

Beck: Sea Change is peak "divorce" album
Lily Allen: hold my beer and these buttplugs i found in the space I thought was a dojo but was actually a "Pussy Palace"

Amazingly, my favorite is the newest one. He's still going strong.

Wolves fan (loudly): "WHO IS NUMBER 12?"

Anthony Edwards on the bench: "That's what I'm saying! I don't know!"

This same person is probably a US Attorney

Peacock is a short con designed to get Liverpool fans to subscribe only to find out they need USA for like 34 weeks of the season

By god, the letters I will write if Poker Face is not renewed

Tired: Ivy educated dabbler in 'woke' runs for Senate as a crypto/MAGA candidate
Wired: marked for life nepo-Nazi runs for Senate claiming victim/working-man status

Frictionless brain activity

This is Life After Cars.

There is now something called "Grokipedia." This is from the entry on me. I have never written a single word on T.S. Eliot in my life.

Leaving it all out there, illustrated.

it's not my fault los angeles is the greatest city in the world

When I saw Visions of Johanna around the 10th I knew we would win