David Weingart

It was Obama’s main theory of governing!

It maybe works on a local level but not at the national level where billionaires pump money into hyper-partisan networks.

It’s just your immune system being a little overzealous and trying to protect you from work.

Soy beans are named after soy sauce and not the other way around.

The unfortunately quite large “fucking asshole” vote.

I’d love for that to happen but it won’t.

Who is going to arrest Tim Apple?

I get more comments on this shirt than any other of the weird t-shirts I wear. I love it.

Proactively bribing Trump seems like the most reliable way of dealing with him. I expect we’ll see a lot more of it.

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

If Donald Trump himself actually runs for a third term and the Supreme Court rubber-stamps it we're well and truly fucked. Vote for the weak-ass Dem or not who cares.

If it's Trumpism, but not the orange flesh itself, that becomes a harder question.

During the latter half of Biden’s term there were exactly two news stories:

- Biden old
- prices high

We’re never going to get “Trump old” stories for a variety of bogus reasons but I think prices are about to jump so high and hit people so hard the news media will be forced to cover it.

They need Brother Laser printers. The old ones at least never die.

That sounds really exciting. Congratulations!

Limbaugh was worse I suppose.

Anyone who complains about “woke” is automatically a cashew anyway.

Wait, I like cashews. Let’s use walnuts instead, which in my opinion are highly overrated.

Clancy Brown is so good in this movie, and then you have Sean Connery who, while ridiculously cast in this movie is still Sean Connery and then you have…Christopher Lambert.

That's how you can tell human authors from AI.

AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.

Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.

You know how woke it is? Instead of deliberating in a runaway bus they’re all on e-bikes.

Yep. They are doing their best to erase every step of progress made in the 20th century.

Country-wide recognition of same-sex marriage is as good as dead with this court.

It is time that Democrats not only match what Republicans are doing with gerrymandering, but exceed it. Every Democratic controlled state needs to be looking to redrawing their maps -- not to gain 5 seats like in TX, but cumulatively 15, 20 or 30 seats. We must use every tool available.

Believe it or not, there are millions of U.S. voters who do not know about Jeffrey Epstein, his evil pedophile cabal, and especially do not have all of the surrounding current + historical information that clearly indicates POTUS 47 is & was a pedophile who raped children. Def let them know. Often.

I keep a knife in my backpack that I usually have with me because it contains my EDC laptop :-).

I find it surprisingly handy but I’m guessing mileage may vary depending a lot on a person’s lifestyle.

How often has it been likely that the sitting President might die soonish and was also extremely unpopular?

Judging from his untreated alcoholism—so has he.

The one person they interviewed that had actually had a procedure done (albeit not penis enlargement) was a gay porn star.

He’s definitely getting work done to impress other guys!

If they find him they should <modem hang up noise>.

At least she’s paranoid. That’s sort of compatible with security, right?

Josh Hawley deserves a mob of angry MAGA at his throat everywhere he goes.

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