David Weingart

I like the idea that there might be a piece of Secret Service software that gauges just how unpopular the politician they're traveling with is, then suggests a number of how many people need to travel with them. Which explains Vance needing 29 planes, 186 cars, and 879 agents.

I didn’t know they existed and was surprised by the last picture.

Upon reflection I shouldn’t have been surprised by the last picture.

Hear me out Ripp—what if the giant woman *improved* your life?

By keeping you as an amusing little pet.

Wouldn’t that be fun?

Which Nuphy keyboard? I’ve been looking at them for a while but haven’t been able to make up my mind on which model.

Hell yeah.

Are they smart or just nicer than the old ones?

Would be alarmed if you weren’t!

Too many representatives celebrate their own willful ignorance, while simultaneously hating young people.

And then they bitterly complain about why their grandkids never call.

How much people everywhere are basically the same. Human experiences are universal and we have soooo much more in common than we have in difference

Regular drugs to prevent an irregular heartbeat.

Posting an execrable, bigoted video about the Obamas on the one hand

and

forcibly removing Somalis and Haitians from the country who were here legally

are two sides of the same racist president.

To be clear I also think it’s pretty dumb.

I retract my previous claim that Wyatt hates fun and whimsy. I was briefly possessed by the spirit of the Papa Gino’s marketing team and was not in full control of my faculties at the time.

I regret the error.

This just in: Wyatt Sinclair hates fun and whimsy. 😂

This is great if you like Drake Maye and are not a huge fan of pepperoni.

Donald Trump is a racist.

The only thing he could possibly do to have the media use the “r” word (racist) is to use the “n” word.

Even then I think the discussion would center around dementia and not racism.

If only there were something that could be done. Oh well.

Maura Healey is now the only Democratic governor in the whole country with a 287(g) agreement. It is shameful that she insists on collaborating with a rogue, fascist agency.

It says something bad about that group that nepo baby Ben Dreyfuss is by far the most talented one.

It was relocated to a farm upstate.

Lazy outfielders letting the pitchers and catchers do all the work 😡

I’m always thinking about loopholes.

What about animal remains?

It’s losing money because of the conservative dipshit he hired as the boss. I assume that dipshit still has his job.

Meritocracy!

This is true but their one request is always “please be super duper racist” which is not a big ask for Republican elected officials.

No.

I would pick a particular odious person and make their life a living hell (within the limits of the law of course).

That’s why it would be expensive—lawyers ain’t cheap.

I’d love to see a Democrat in leadership make an affirmative case for immigration instead of reinforcing conservative frames.

Less learned helplessness and more pushback against Fox News please.

Can we also abolish Schumer?

Was there a candidate for mayor of New York that had realistic chance of winning further to the left of Mamdani?

I 100% agree that Americans should raise their standards for politicians and I would suggest that the voters of New York City did just that by rejecting Eric Adams and Andrew Cuomo.

It’s the same training everywhere. Never point a gun at a living thing unless you want it to die.

ICE is doing exactly what they are meant to do: spread terror amongst minorities and immigrant populations and anyone who supports them.

My favorite part in the Ken Burns American Revolution series is right at the end when one of the historians says "it's obvious that Thomas Jefferson did not believe that all men are created. But I do"