Matt

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This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

How things going over here? Anyone need snacks?

Trump’s ability to win over the dumbest people on the planet is beyond belief

A cabinet of dunces In the Trump regime, incompetence is a job requirement.

New in PN: A cabinet of dunces

"Noem isn't alone. Profound inability and/or unwillingness to perform competently are job requirements for service as a senior member of the Trump regime."

I believe this means the sun will set over the entirety of the British Empire tonight for the first time in several hundred years. Chagos is the dot below India on this map. Sunset in the Pitcairns (dot in the Pacific) will happen ~40 minutes before sunrise in Akrotiri and Dhekelia (dot on Cyprus).

This thread is even better having just found out Jordon’s mom runs a progressive sex toy shop.

Having a “he can’t actually be this dumb” moment, apologies

Dems also have this odd rhetorical tic of saying all the stuff they're not doing before they explain themselves.

"We can't just be against Trump." Okay, that's implied, why do you lead with this?

bill's reading the solomon missouri thread every morning like a daily affirmation

bill's on the adam and eve storefront feeling like he's drowning. he isn't built for this he's a social security recipient

bill didn't even know sex could be something other than 90 seconds of half-assed missionary. now he's gonna tear an ACL in the bedroom and have to walk into a recruit's living room on crutches

the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - Air traffic controllers for New Jersey's Newark airport lost radar again for 90 seconds Friday, FAA says.

ATLANTA (AP) - US reports 216 child flu deaths this season, the most in 15 years.

you know what other german political party could have been described as extremist despite its popularity

TBF sending David Perdue to China is something I might vote for too

Seems like the Dawgs got together and said no thank you

Okay so some updated facts on the protest in Brooklyn that intends to protest in Crown Heights tonight:

1. Yes, it's real

2. It's not organized by a group, just individuals

3. They are at Barclays with about 45 people there. 100 police.

4. There are likely many in CH ready for violence.

The Toronto Argonauts have added Shedeur Sanders to their negotiation list, per Dave Naylor.

There is just a bonkers level of antisemitic incitement happening by leftists against Chabad Hasidim in Brooklyn today. I sincerely hope the cops have boots on the ground or this is going to be a dark night.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

we’re gonna get treatler Jan 6th by June at this rate

tweet by user hegelbon that reads: INTERVIEWER: So I saw you were on “instaface” as you put it, which I love by the way. ︀︀BELICHICK [handed a hastily scrawled note by his gf, adjusts bifocals on a chain around his neck]: wow. You thought you cooked. You thought you said that with your whole pussy. But I gagged you.

can tell twitter is absolutely done for because an absolute all time hegelbon classic is barely cracking "Connor" Tier in virality

The two real estate booms of my lifetime:
-Everyone hates America
-deadly pandemic

Something youngins might not realize is the dollar being weak and people hating a second-term GOP President tends to coincide with a real estate boom.

Tried to watch this just now and had the same takeaway. Holy shit.

I’ve never been more proud to call @vanhollen.senate.gov my senator.

The courage, initiative and dedication he showed in going to El Salvador himself is exactly the kind of leadership that Americans need right now.

I’m begging more Senate Democrats to follow his lead—and go much harder.

The freight guys have really started freaking out over the past 48-72 hours: