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Any food which has gotten to poor families the states must send agents to reclaim the food before it is eaten or face new federal penalties

09.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 15

Imagine that

09.11.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i've talked about this before but it's interesting how bathroom bills in the mid 2010s were partially defeated by "it isn't happening" - that republicans were flailing at imaginary problems, so they created an entire media system to find people who say there were harmed by trans women

09.11.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

08.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7163    πŸ” 850    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 85
Eventually, all our graves go unattended.
Conan O'Brien
Β« quotelancy

Eventually, all our graves go unattended. Conan O'Brien Β« quotelancy

09.12.2024 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 650    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

who up wanting to put teddy roosevelt's corpse in a mech suit

08.11.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

UPDATE: Reached out to the Rev. Hannah Kardon, a United Methodist minister who was there that day and has been active in religious demonstrations at Broadview.

β€œThey are making it clear that they are scared of prayer … it speaks the truth that what they are doing in that building is evil.”

08.11.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2972    πŸ” 1200    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 83

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

08.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Latest Army general to be jammed up over alleged wokeness is Pat Work, who led the Ranger company that fast-roped into the Korengal to recover the bodies during Operation Red Wings and was the 82nd brigade commander who dug ISIS out of Mosul

07.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 637    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 30
hand doing "got your nose" gesture

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

07.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6526    πŸ” 1712    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 44
"Trump's ability to say two things at once has helped MAGA thrive. Now that tactic might destroy it." Part of a forum at NOTUS.

"Trump's ability to say two things at once has helped MAGA thrive. Now that tactic might destroy it." Part of a forum at NOTUS.

Paralipsis (I'm not saying; I'm just saying) Used by dangerous demagogues to avoid accountability by saying two things at once.

Paralipsis (I'm not saying; I'm just saying) Used by dangerous demagogues to avoid accountability by saying two things at once.

When "I'm not saying; I'm just saying" is what held your coalition together, you've got problems. via @notusperspectives.bsky.social

07.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty

07.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 15913    πŸ” 5538    πŸ’¬ 1416    πŸ“Œ 1071

Seems Legit

07.11.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uzbekistan??

07.11.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A thousand seconds is about 17 minutes
A million seconds is 11 days
A billion seconds is 31.7 years
A trillion seconds is 31,700 years.

07.11.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...

06.11.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 23175    πŸ” 8001    πŸ’¬ 669    πŸ“Œ 1518

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

06.11.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3371    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 14

The man who ended USAID is the world's first trillionaire

07.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2920    πŸ” 1078    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 130

sweet sweet maga

07.11.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems Legit

06.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I saw this on CNN today. Bernie is very perceptive, sir.

05.11.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
After yesterday's election, I'm more certain than ever that too many Houstonians have tuned out. We've traded civic duty for social-media rants, and the sense of community that bonded us feels like a relic.

Yet when disasters strike, when hurricanes rip through our communities and flood our homes, Houston rallies. People wade through floodwaters to rescue strangers, pets, neighbors and anyone in need. We come alive when tragedy hits home.

After yesterday's election, I'm more certain than ever that too many Houstonians have tuned out. We've traded civic duty for social-media rants, and the sense of community that bonded us feels like a relic. Yet when disasters strike, when hurricanes rip through our communities and flood our homes, Houston rallies. People wade through floodwaters to rescue strangers, pets, neighbors and anyone in need. We come alive when tragedy hits home.

So why can't we summon the same urgency when the storm is political, not natural? 

In the historic 18th Congressional District, home to more than 825,000 residents, just 76,084 voted on Tuesday to choose a successor for U.S. Rep. Sylvester Turner, who died in March.

At several near-empty polling sites, volunteers told me they were disappointed. "Too much at stake not to vote," one said. 

The race is now headed to a runoff between Harris County Attorney Christian Menefee and former Houston City Council Member Amanda Edwards, according to preliminary election results.

Houstonians offered many reasons for sitting out Tuesday's election, as evidenced by a Houston Chronicle video on social media. One person said he lacked the information to vote and wasn't prepared. Another didn't know it was voting day, then another said he was too overwhelmed by the current state of the nation to cast a ballot.

So why can't we summon the same urgency when the storm is political, not natural? In the historic 18th Congressional District, home to more than 825,000 residents, just 76,084 voted on Tuesday to choose a successor for U.S. Rep. Sylvester Turner, who died in March. At several near-empty polling sites, volunteers told me they were disappointed. "Too much at stake not to vote," one said. The race is now headed to a runoff between Harris County Attorney Christian Menefee and former Houston City Council Member Amanda Edwards, according to preliminary election results. Houstonians offered many reasons for sitting out Tuesday's election, as evidenced by a Houston Chronicle video on social media. One person said he lacked the information to vote and wasn't prepared. Another didn't know it was voting day, then another said he was too overwhelmed by the current state of the nation to cast a ballot.

Today's @houstonchronicle.com piece unironically lamenting Houston's low voter turnout & low voter information, brought to you by the exact people paywalling their voter guide when they could simply give Houstonians free access to basic info about what's on the ballot & when

05.11.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

The news here: Apple will pay Google, not the other way around, to bring Gemini to Siri.

05.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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The β€œHome Goods” White House:

@governor.ca.gov

05.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10642    πŸ” 2444    πŸ’¬ 314    πŸ“Œ 163
Polymarket VA AG showing the likelihood of Jay Jones (D) shooting up just as its obvious to everyone that hes gonna win

Polymarket VA AG showing the likelihood of Jay Jones (D) shooting up just as its obvious to everyone that hes gonna win

Behold, the expert predictive quality of election betting markets. They can tell you a thing will happen right when everyone else figures out it will!

05.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 826    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 13

MNYGA. Yeah, can't see any way that might go wrong.

05.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

This sucks. McClatchy are pros' pros

04.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As discussed on this website before, cats are either monarchists or anarchists so I assume this one is just mocking the sheeple. (Not that cats need an excuse to mock us.)

04.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mentions of "Hillary" in official (not campaign) e-newsletters, over time, by party

04.11.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[Werner Herzog voice]

Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.

04.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 589    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

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