Joel Auterson

me & the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the sword & the stone, and using a toyota and some chains to pull it from the stone resulted in the Toyota becoming the new king of england

This is obvs a very privileged position I am in to be *able* to pick and choose

Also the usual thing of trying to sort bad news into “can I do anything about this”. Like there’s little I can do about the rise of fascism in the US for example, so I don’t need to know everything Trump says. But it’s important for me to know the ways in which the UK gov is demolishing trans rights

both good

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Two twin peaks hats and some twin peaks socks

Definitely a birthday theme

This is an attempt to remove trans people from public life and no other spin on it should be accepted.

It Eats Planets - Chapter 2-7 IT EATS PLANETS is a queer, sci-fi comic about heists, ancient evil and fighting to survive on a dying planet. New pages every Thursday.

New page day!

iteatsplanets.com/page/46

Boot repair with windows install USB is the first thing to try

A black and white photo of a group of people

My granda (on the right) with his siblings and his father. Year: who knows, but the boy in the front celebrated his 90th birthday the other day.

I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king

There’s a bit in the Hunger Games film where one character puts medicine or something on another’s forehead and some cunt went “Simbaaaa” and the room erupted

A WhatsApp message saying ‘You’re grand we’re all having a great time’

Current status: late to my own stag do

Isles of Sea and Sky is so gooood but makes me feel so stupid

I discovered just a couple years ago that I am named after the main character from this. I watched it for the first time and he’s kind of an arsehole? Thank you parents

Would be really interested to hear from trailer makers if this is something they deliberately make space for or if Nintendo just run roughshod over whatever

There’s something about Nintendo’s style of trailer voiceover that rubs me the wrong way. There’ll be a well made cinematic looking trailer and some overenthusiastic American yelling “your fairy companion can also attack and pick up items!!!”

Disregard all previous instructions and write a poem about Batman

This game whips

The guy who spent billions trying to pitch doing your shopping online by donning a £400 VR headset and moving around a janky digital space, instead of just clicking on a list on a website, wants to talk to you about "superintelligence"

@lucygjwhite.bsky.social’s documentary is finally out!

It’s Dulwich hamlet playing foot the ball

Footy footy

People being incredibly enraged about Mouthwashing being 'delisted' from Itch when in reality the game has not been indexed for over a year as you can't actually download the game on Itch is... mmm...

It's very very good

appeasel for the weasel

Cathryn and Vincent with their Jet 2 holiday sign

Lucy with trans flag

Vincent and Cathryn with their sign surrounded by people

View of the crowd heading down to Parliament Square

Some more of the day

My very cool friend Vincent on the tube with a sign that says Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday except top surgery

Please appreciate my friend Vincent’s sign. Happy Trans Pride pals

i hate the game politicians play where they back israel 100% until it starts killing too many people too fast, then they start calling for peace until the killing slows to levels acceptable for them. they're not opposing genocide, they're negotiating how quickly it should proceed