A painting of a bird beside the text "motherfucker shush"

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I hope you’re feeling better soon! If you need anything in the meantime, please message me here or email me 💜 I’ll do what I can to help

Pugsley?

Lalo Alcaraz @laloalcaraz.bsky.social
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Make a movie better by adding “John Carpenter’s” to the title.

John Carpenter’s Finding Nemo

The best part is that the winner is a Latina woman. The opposition leader in Venezuela nonetheless.

I hope it ruins his entire weekend

Anywhere you are, I’m there to support! 💜

I actually really, really enjoyed Twisters! And Bill Paxton’s son has a cameo 😭😭😭

Yesssss

Have so much fun!!! I can’t wait to hear all about it

The government is shut down because Trump and the Republicans are hellbent on taking health care away from you.

And they won’t even come to the table to talk to us about it.

This is not about politics. It's about people.

Let’s break it down:

He's really trying his best!

I sure am happy that hockey season is back.

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

Election Day is Every Tuesday 10/5-11 At least two flip opportunities!

There are a whole lot of municipal elections this week, as well as a primary for the US House in TN-07.

We have AT LEAST two mayoral seats we can flip, so don’t sleep on this one.

Here’s the breakdown:
Mon Oct 6 - MD & MA
Tue Oct 7 - AK, AL, FL, IA, MA, NH, NC, & TN
Wed Oct 8 - MA
Sat Oct 11 - LA

Yes (TCL Roku TV)
Yes (DirecTV)

Fixed this for you, Speaker Johnson.

#GovernmentShutdown #MikeJohnson #TrumpShutdown

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Max Caster & Anthony Bowens (& Tony Shalhoub) on AEW’s Hey!(EW) with RJ City. Watch now!

It’s up and it’s the best and worst thing we’ve ever done.
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Oop! 🫢

Gentle reminder that every branch of government right now has a Republican majority:

Republican majority Congress
Republican majority SCOTUS
Republican majority Executive Branch

Just in case you forgot lol

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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Right back at you. I missed the commercials because I was super distracted last night, but I’ll be voicing my displeasure nonetheless. Fuck that shit.

We’re already friends, but if we weren’t we would be now 🥰

Back to The Fed, all of them

Congratulations, Chunk! You deserve it! Fat Bear Champ!

Same on both accounts

I stayed up way too late watching the WNBA semifinals last night and then woke up an hour before my alarm 😫

As for the other stuff, I’m still just letting my rage & hope for better fuel me

Dynamite tonight is the only thing keeping me going right now - I am ✨tiiiireed✨today 😭😂

A cute timeline cleanse 💜