the thing that drives me insane about genAI/chatgpt bullshit is that brother, the process IS the work IS the entire thing. no artist comes to art for the final result. the final result is inextricable from the fucking labor that came into making it
18.12.2025 18:21 β π 2614 π 768 π¬ 18 π 26
#notmydusty #strangerthings
27.11.2025 18:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy birthday good sir! One of the greats!
21.11.2025 19:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. All three players are holding up two fingers in a V.
29.10.2025 19:27 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from No More Jockeys set 4, game 7, about 11 minutes in. Horne and Key sing a song pointing out various facial features. Watson joins in, adding first 'my dick,' and then 'my cock' to the lyrics, causing all three grown-ass men to break down in the giggles about it. Watson eventually recovers enough to play 'Michael J Fox, no more animals in your name,' which inevitably causes a bit of confusion as to whether birds are animals. Shockingly, Horne suggests bananas are animals, Watson suggests bins are animals, but Key somehow gets it right and acknowledges that toads, teacher, and yaks are all animals before asking, "What if a yak flies?"
Still doing No More Jockeys comics for #drawtober! This one feels most appropriate for #Wattober as well, as Watson takes us on an unexpected educational journey through anatomy and phylogeny.
23.10.2025 07:31 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 3 π 1
Life is great. Donβt waste it being a cunt. Waste it some other way.
26.06.2025 20:16 β π 400 π 74 π¬ 15 π 3
A painting of a bird next to the words "why the christ"
23.05.2025 22:56 β π 466 π 75 π¬ 4 π 3
The other day x
04.05.2025 13:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Very successful 20th birthday
19.04.2025 10:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is my type of social media usage. They are stunning!
- another boring 19 year old
22.02.2025 13:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In an attempt to learn portraiture - here is a study of a piece by Jean-Baptiste Greuze. Thanking you xx
07.02.2025 19:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I mean fuck it. Who would even do this? But you know what? It's 2025 and I'm coming out. I played this much beloved character for 15 years of my life and I love and hate him in equal measure. But I can't make him go away so this year I'm embracing him. The prick.
MK π
01.01.2025 01:14 β π 187 π 7 π¬ 23 π 0
The cure!
29.12.2024 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Which is which?
25.12.2024 13:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I intend to use this new, less-sullied place to:
1) Make gently humourous observations about everyday life;
2) Post charming pictures;
3) Crush my enemies utterly beneath my heel.
17.11.2024 11:10 β π 1309 π 67 π¬ 56 π 3
Who can see my bluesky?
14.11.2024 23:20 β π 556 π 59 π¬ 75 π 22
A weekly murder mystery podcast, written and narrated by Mark Watson and featuring many guest stars. TV star Stevie Chase was murdered on his 60th birthday. Can we help?
Join the investigation: https://discord.gg/2eD3ZJ5UGN
cheekytexts.co.uk π Endorsed by Mark Watson. Clamouring for the release of the full cheeky texts.
May I present to you - none other than - your friend and mine - a No More Jockeys image bot
No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson [β¦]
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Exploring the wonder and delight that is Ted Lasso. #TedLasso #Quotes
Here to keep you informed of the health status of the orange sh1tgibbon, as we cross our collective fingers.
Likes music - Nin Huegen and The Huegenotes; novels - βBejewelled with Kissesβ and science - William Shatnerβs βTech Warsβ.
Not a racist.
The UKβs favourite classical music station. Ask your smart speaker to βplay Classic FMβ or listen on Global Player.
Filling these blue skies with birds, and saving nature while doing it.
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Bringing humour and hope to UK Politics since 2023, with hosts @mrnishkumar.bsky.social and @cocobyname.bsky.social. A Crooked Media and Reduced Listening production.
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TLoG, IN9, other stuff.
Hilary/Sam truther.
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Actor: Nate, Mr. Swallow, Anthony Stappan etc.
New app same pic. Would very much welcome any pre orders of my book
Bernice Woodall apologist
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Acty man, writey man, gadabout. Used to be Super Hans and Henry Mallet but I'm a chameleon, man. A poly-Matthew. Gotta keep movin', stay on your toes.
Negative orgones & hate WILL be blocked.
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Official account for #Taskmaster.
Watch full episodes on YouTube and Channel4.com.