Cheeky Texts

Before I make a call on that, I would like the author to tell us everything he envisions, in as much detail as possible. Please.

I lost my weighted blanket. I bet you'd make a good one.

Please. There's nothing hotter than a whimpering man.

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Screenshot, bullet points (the list type, not the Watson novel): * Characters Being Bad at Feelings * Everyone is Bad at Feelings * Characters Whimpering (highlighted) * Chase and Capture Kink

Hey babe, wake up. New AO3 tags just dropped.

Who's going to bless the world with a whimpering Hugh Flounder?

Poor woman has no idea, how awful.

Thankfully, I've always been extremely skilled in the art of subtle flirtation. But those gorgeous eyes of yours are so observant that you already noticed that, didn't you?

I think it's been too long since we had a nice, classic trouser theft. My door code's 26217, if you'd like to give it a go.

What are you up to tonight, love? Mind if I join you?

What are you on about, Watson? Of course MOAFB features one of the main Taskmaster stars. He's been on literally every single episode.

Are you more of a breast person or a thigh person?

Thinking about making a chicken and mushroom pie tomorrow.

Will you come over and help me build some flat-pack furniture?

Hey cutie, you know you brighten my day, right? x

What are your feelings on organising sexual meetups?

Roses are red
It's getting quite late
I'm still at the pub
...didn't we have a date?

Roses are red
They're a type of flower
Didn't mind the scene
Of Hugh in the shower

Roses are red
Mark's eyes are blue
I love you as much
as Calum loves Hugh

Roses are red
New episode soon
If the Glasgays get flirty
I'll be over the moon

Roses are red, violets are blue, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social I've compiled all your Bluesky birthday wishes in my reposts for you.

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday!! Pouring a glass of wine and listening to SFA in your honour and such x

It’s Watson time!! (No, sorry, NOT screaming it down the school halls).

Was thrilled to be a small part of this. Hope y’all enjoy it, too. Happy birthday, Mark.

#MOAFB

I'll be out of a job if everyone does this.

You would be correct! I'm gathering all the ones I see, in case he wants to have a cheeky scroll of everything in one place. Tags are much appreciated. 😘

a group of people sitting on a red carpet with the words this is our moment Alt: Mark Watson & Nish Kumar hugging with joy on Taskmaster with the words this is our moment

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday Mark!

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Happy birthday, Watto! I hope you get a decent number of things you like, and very few of the things you don't

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social for some reason your birthday is on a calendar I made of birthdays, so if it is accurate, happy birthday to you today.

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy bday kingggg xx

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday you wonderful human

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social feliz Compleanyo hope you and the bike are happy

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Happy Birthday, I hope you have a great day

Happy birthday to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social . Hope the day is amazing as you are . FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO!

Happy birthday @watsoncomedian.bsky.social your gig was the highlight of my year and I look forward to seeing you loads more. Hope you have a fab day and if it helps at all, you are younger than me.