Jolene

Fun Olympics fact: the event is called Skeleton because that's the part of you that breaks if something goes wrong

loot that drops after defeating me:

- antidote pills (lact-aid)
- half-filled punch card from a lingerie store
- (rare drop!) scrunchie

I’m pissed that they hurt children. I’m furious that they hurt children like me. And I’m literally shaking that they’re just the same common shitstains that have hurt me. What the fuck do I even do

If I thought anyone named in the documents would actually come to justice for their heinous crimes, maybe I would cry less

beside myself with anxiety and nausea. I can’t stop thinking about that stupid Epstein email where he talks about trans women in that chasery tone, about our skin, and…. God, so all our suffering is for his and his buddies’ arousal, huh??? I’d almost rather them just hate us for no reason than this

No one who has seen the Epstein case unfold should have any doubt left about why victims don’t report. When reporting means facing more abuse, more exploitation, and more betrayal at the institutional level, while the perpetrators are the leaders of the very systems of “justice” supposed to help you

From:Shanson900 Sent: October 18,2014 To: Jeffrey Epstein NYT mag Men of Wellesley - Can women's colleges survive the transgender movement You spoke about it only 6+ mos ago. Now the cover story. Dam!!

don't mind me, just finding lots of bread crumbs showing Epstein and the League of Pederasts were a driving force in pushing transphobic hate.

This email was sent in October 2014, at the start of the current anti trans political campaign and astroturphing.

The "I worked on this story for a year and he just tweeted it out" tweet as a screenshot.

I've been kinda numb today, in no small part because of the E-files revelations that this whole trans genocide was so that the friends of some billionaires were chasers.

I... I wrote about this for my scholarly book. I put so much effort into showing it.

I get how Sexton feels. Fucking fuck.

That’s kind of the point tho, sea elves are like wannabe mermaids that coast off of their fame and that’s really funny to me

BUT MERMAIDS PLUS ELVES……..

If you’re ever lucky enough to meet someone who makes reaction videos for a living it’s really important you pretend you have no idea what those are so that they have to explain the concept and their role in it from the ground up, because it will lead to the funniest 5-10 minutes of your life.

Been vibing with pinball more lately, even got a phone version with some of the local tables I like on it to practice. I’m not good at ‘em yet but I’ve beat a mission or two and it’s feelin’ good

dudes rock

this is genuinely incredible

Woke up feral and I still gotta get to work 😭

A touching tribute to Mike F

christmas movie where a city girl falls for a cowboy but they're both horny lesbians

holy shit why the hell do we have gen ai and large language models when we could have had fucking NET NAVIS… we are truly in the darkest timeline

magical

This morning I thought, hey, you know what, I don’t really know the first damn thing about albatrosses. And two YouTube videos later, I am in tears

An IMDB listing for the American actor Skeleton. His photo is of a skeleton. He is known for being in House on Hainted Hill (1959) and Skeleton Man (2004).

"So who's your favorite actor?"

Me:

🦄 happy heavensturn! #ffxiv #ffxivart

No, tho I definitely see the resemblance!

it can be both!!

fuck yeah alright let’s go

(I doubt they’re real fur, which is a yay for animals but a nay for plastics. )

Jolene’s face, she’s got on a corset top and is giving a peace sign with her hand

My shorts, which have almost a corset tie to them… and have fur trim! This is a shot of my butt. Don’t get any ideas… that you won’t share with me ;)

The front of my fur lined shorts, showing the corset front. I’ve been putting on a little weight since starting injections—I’m glad it’s been making me softer

Normally I don’t like to post butt shots but I fuckin’ love these fur lined shorts SOOOOOOO much

i have gone through my bookmarks and am happy to present joe's Video of the Year!🎉

i have no context and never want any

The first three words you see will define your 2026:

MARRIAGE
CHIPOTLE
VODKA

…I am a noted chipotle hater, so I suspect the other two will have something to do with its inclusion…