Chloe Zeller

The United States is currently suing the United States to prevent the United States from feeding American citizens.

Maybe dumping poop on voters from an airplane is not a surefire electoral strategy

Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

Would definitely be interesting to see his audition video. I was surprised they kept him after the whole podcast scandal tbh

I agree about Mel big time. I question what these ladies see in him at all. Like I guess he's good-looking but man, what a bore.

Where does the woman get her banana splits, may I ask?

‘War-ravaged’ cities don’t typically have artisanal kombucha on every corner.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Separate After 19 Years of Marriage Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated, PEOPLE confirms. The longtime couple married in June 2006 and share daughters Sunday Rose, 17, and Faith Margaret, 14.

Love is dead 😭 I'm so sad about this. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Separate After 19 Years of Marriage share.google/GCgLUhef3ZUr...

The Trump Administration’s Recommendations for Managing Pregnancy Discomfort “For this reason, they are strongly recommending that women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy unless medically necessary. That’s, for instance, in...

Low-grade fever:
Eat a McFlurry in an ice bath full of bleach.

Cramps:
Try not complaining. Men get cramps, too, you know.

Lightning crotch:
Exorcism.

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The Washington Post wrongly fired Opinions columnist Karen Attiah over her social media posts. The Post not only flagrantly disregarded standard disciplinary processes, it also undermined its own mandate to be a champion of free speech.

The guns are the problem. Whether it’s high school students or Charlie Kirk or anyone else getting shot, this country has to crack down on guns and pass actual gun control laws to protect everyone’s safety.

Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password. The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a "Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card. “A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

Unless you're declaring war on a tree full of elves accused of making cookies that are simply TOO delicious, there's no way that your brainstorming of badass portmanteau should resolve with "Chipocalypse."

Google AI search result for “was 2010 fifteen years ago?” returning: “No, 2010 was 14 years ago, not 15 years ago. The current year is 2025, and to find the number of years ago 2010 was, you subtract 2010 from 2025, which equals 14. Current Year: 2025 Past Year: 2010 Years Ago: 2025 - 2010 = 14 years”

Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.

Drowning prevention program comes to a halt at the CDC A few years in, a CDC drowning prevention program was ready to share its findings on how to mitigate the leading cause of death among young children. Then the administration terminated that staff.

Being pro-drowning of children seems like a real are-we-the-baddies moment www.npr.org/sections/sho...

Does the beer have a name yet?

pretty mad about the other stuff Trump has done, but I love salmonella so this one's a win for me

People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.

wat

Honestly, 👏 for having the bravery to do so. Your former friends' actions/beliefs have consequences, and they need to deal with them.

You're welcome! All the nice, polite people are on BlueSky; I love it.

It was Ben Affleck in Armageddon, no Marky Mark

First Trump did everything Hillary said he'd do, and then he did everything Kamala said he'd do. It's ALMOST like women know stuff. -H

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

Mushroom-tripping hikers mistakenly report a companion's death, officials say An Adirondacks forest ranger responded, realized the two were mentally altered and took them to a hospital. The supposedly dead person called and later met his friends at their campsite.

"hey dude, how was the hike?"

"not great, man"

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No, Dracula Dead and Loving It

They're gonna pick Dr. Drew or Dr. Phil next.

Nature is healing.