Buckly

RIP assbott

This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.

LMAO I just figured it was Bear/nature nuts

Fuck.

More like "the Loo", innit?!?

They sure as fuck are, the HOSE REELS I wanted, wayfair.

Jack babbling about ai being the global consciousness

The screenshot from Bsky about ai suggesting putting glue into pizza sauce to make the cheese stick

Dark Matter (TV Series 2015–2017) ⭐ 7.5 | Adventure, Drama, Mystery 42m | TV-14

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The premise is the 6 person crew and 1 humandroid woke up from a frozen stasis without any memory of their past. Randomly switches from normal sci-fi stuff, internal moral strife/intersting ways to disclose past, to terrible sexual tension without regard. 10/10

The wife wanted to watch a new show that wasn't out when we first searched, so I'm making her watch 3 seasons of an amazingly bad sci-fi by the same name, 'Dark Matter'

“We just have to wade through a few creeks up ahead, but don’t worry, they’re all very normal and in no way suspicious. No, I’m not going to let you look at the map, but I promise, they’re fine.”

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Well there is an election coming up!

Definitely getting blocked by John Popper after he doxxed @nasboat.org

Boiler up my man. They've planted a seed in me again, so I know winter is coming.

Well it is awesome.

I've been working like 75% time lately to drop bubs off at day care and pick him up, and it's been fantastic!

Haha I know frent. I know your aren't about to serve up a 9 pound biohazard. It's been hard to find time to do the normal things (BBQ all day) with 7 mo old, but we've been getting lots of time together.

31 day old beef gonna have you up all night too!

I like the jbl flips (or charge to go a bit bigger). Not sure if this applies to your situation, but i like how they very easily and seamlessly pair multiple speakers together (party mode 🎉) to listen in several rooms

A picture of a demonic looking child on a pack of nappies with Aphex Twin's logo in the top left corner.

I dumped my backpack into the washing machine after a particularly fun long weekend with minimal sleep (24 hour race at Daytona). I noticed a bettery pack dropped out but not the kindle. Wife hand delivered me a damp kindle when she switched it to dryer.

My kindle survived a trip through the washing machine. I definitely recommend The Ghost Brigades protection plan offered by @scalzi.com

Also, I should never be responsible for laundry.

Baby with milk all over his face smiling

When you want to eat, should be eating, but your dad's face is too funny lookin'

When you want to nap, should be napping, but your dad's face is too funny lookin'

Sorry I can’t work today, I’m obsessed with a Facebook page for an Indian restaurant in Australia and their increasingly unhinged memes.

Sorry friend.

Imagine going to work and getting group fucking photos with your "colleagues" and not thinking about this.

Burn the whole mother fucker to the ground.