@gryphman.bsky.social
Mainly transformers and tokusatsu | she/they, trans, non-binary
I do wish it was round, though. That straight line upsets me
16.02.2026 01:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
bro what
16.02.2026 01:39 β π 217 π 21 π¬ 15 π 0What? You don't like horrifying monstrosities?
16.02.2026 01:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still thinking about this quote.
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - Sheβs drinking a snakebite
16.02.2026 00:58 β π 464 π 74 π¬ 5 π 1Status Quo Troopers (1997)
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86 WHEELJACK'S BOX???
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KAMEN RIDER ZEZTZ SPOILERS
This is how buff I wanna become low key
Kamen Rider (1979)
βHitlerβs Treasureβ
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
FIVE DAYS REMAINING!
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15.02.2026 23:33 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology
14.02.2026 22:05 β π 6549 π 663 π¬ 113 π 14Thatβs my favorite Hulk.
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I'm sad he has everything from this, except the giant cannon
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π΅ Itβs time for you to go to the Moon
(2/2, agh)
π΅ Go away, Bows, itβs time for you to go away
π΅ Itβs time for you to go to your room
(1/2)
If you thought oners were hard to plan out in live action, just think about the pipeline animation has to go through...
15.02.2026 14:13 β π 19 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0Poisoning black folks for this bullsh*t π‘
15.02.2026 15:44 β π 30 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0I contracted as a paid media strategist at agencies for many years, basically auditing efficiencies for PPC clients. Throughout 24-25, they axed me because various AI tools made my job βunnecessaryβ. Seeing this contextualizes the βhowβve you beenβ text I got from a former colleague last week lol
15.02.2026 03:02 β π 1173 π 219 π¬ 11 π 3Every day another business finds out this is how AI works, and all the others go "glad that's how AI worked for them instead of us!" until tomorrow
15.02.2026 09:40 β π 31 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0
When alt-modes come up, US
Transformers fans often hear trains are more popular in Japan. That's underselling it though: Japan is REALLY into trains.
In 1978, "The Blue Train" became crazy popular. These kids aren't getting in, they're swarming just to take pictures. Yeah, I don't get it either.
It's a shame you don't really see toys with motorized transformations these days.
15.02.2026 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's also a chance it was something Walmart wanted. Which is why it's so half-assed.
15.02.2026 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How to use Three Seashells Step 1: Take two of the seashells and place them between your fingers to be used like chopsticks. Step 2: Using the two seashells, gently pull on feces to remove them from your posterior until bowels have been completely emptied. Step 3: Using the third seashell, scrape away any facal remnants from your posterior. Step 4: Dispose of all three seashells in toilet and flush. Important note: Do not violate the verbal morality statue in an attempt to use printed tickets as archaic toilet paper. Any attempts to do so will be reported to the San Angeles police department. Please direct any questions about the Three Seashells to DemolitionMan.com
All you gotta do is read the official instructions
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This mystery will probably haunt me to the graveβ¦
15.02.2026 16:00 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0the LDS Church did not allow black priests, opposed interracial marriage, supported racial segregation in its communities and church schools & taught that righteous Black people would be made white after death until 1978
unsurprising they're making a big PR push during the Nazi revival
