Tim Parker

Friends, can I ask a favour.

Our latest Honest Government out is a serious warning to Canada from Australia, which acts as a cautionary tail about the harms of the gas (LNG) export industry... Hence the cameo (spoiler alert) from our own aussie climate criminals, Woodside Energy

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Jesus wept. That’s truly ghastly. 🤦‍♂️

Twat

Protester who chanted ‘Put Zios in the ground’ is Oxford student Samuel Williams was caught on video calling for Gaza to ‘make us proud’

Typical clueless middle class twat.

Local Dad Rather Confused As To Why His 20 Year Old Daughter Is Dressing Like Peter FitzSimons WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian has been left in a state of befuddlement this week, after being thrown yet another curveball by his kids. The run of the mill middle class dad fro...

Any comment @peterfitz1.bsky.social ?😂 www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-new...

You won’t believe what degrading practice the pope just condemned Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists

Headline of the year?

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

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Vale

Vale

Cruel, but fair 😂

Stick to history, Tom…

"Our strength comes from our diversity" once tweeted Australia's biggest grifter when bought by Gina Rinehart.

@latingle.bsky.social is respectfully suggest that @albomp.bsky.social is , in fact, not facing political trouble due to his non-meeting with the orange idiot. In fact, au contraire. Politically it’s good for him.

“Live for the moment.” “Look down the road.” Two mottos, one inevitable disaster.
#CalvinandHobbes #LifeAdvice

Co-Working Space or German Restaurant? 1. Bayern Haus 2. Betahaus 3. Clubhaus 4. CoHaus 5. Collective Haus 6. Day Haus 7. Dieselhaus 8. Funkhaus 9. Hafnar.haus & Hlemmur.haus 10. Han...

This one is trickier than you would think.

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Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

My learned opinion of Nigel Farage:

Ted O’b a car crash on @abc7.30

Ditto

TBH if it forces disinterested, disengaged parents to have conversations with their kids, it’s a win.

Mariana Trench would be my tranny bingo name

RUOK @wordle?

Which one are we talking about?🤔

My phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck" when I actually really did mean to say "duck," and I feel like I have finally broken its spirit

Sad to hear about her upcoming suicide…

Odd how we all felt there was something off about her…

Australian envoy’s antisemitism plan criticised as ‘Trumpian’ over concerns changes could be used to silence dissent Recommendations to remove funding from institutions or charities that fail to act on antisemitism are ‘deeply dangerous’, critics say

F*** this.

….over Mt Blanc last night