Avalon

if we have RomComs then why don't we have RomDrams

A Mechanical Man-

"as important as the series was to me as a kid, jk rowling's actions are indefensible and it's time to cover up my tattoo" (nuck tats that read WOLF AIDS)

there's literally only three possibilities for this in my crossword solver lmao

down with CIS imo

I dunno, i feel like you can make them about multiple things. Like, if you choose to hang out with a guy who's best known for doing that and hasn't, like, joined a monastery post-conviction, then I think it's reasonable to assume you have no moral standards

i've been hearing good things abt this "heroin" stuff ngl

imagining an alternate world where jujutsu kaisen is actually about baseball but all the openings are exactly the same

recession-indicator-ass JAV title

fellas if you're standing in line to use a public toilet and you see a "creampies welcome" sign, that is NOT the toilet you're looking for

more like wrongathan

goddamn it Jeff....

YouTube video by Corey's Datapad Star Wars has never solved this problem

oh i actually watched a fascinating vid abt this just last night youtu.be/UvxCoZirBh8

idk how these contracts work exactly but i like to believe these devs won a round of Steal Jeff's Money

#yaoimoment

just wheelin out the whole rack and wagglin her eyebrows

girl no way 🙄 which of my coworkers is on the Cuck Sip

y'know that post that's like "taking fandom cops to a wrestling show and patiently explaining how it's pretend and they don't actually hate each other"?

i'm doing that for MtG commander players. some of y'all gotta get comfier being the meany bad guy.

It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane

is she teaching your son how to have a perfect set of tits?

rationally speaking yeah, there's plenty of other ways things can (and probably will) go, but you get what i'm saying abt the feeling right

gives me huge "oh there's actually no future we're all doomed" feelings

i'm sure i've posted abt this before but it just... seems like a very common belief on here, especially among the facebook-migrants

the thing that probably makes me the most impotently depressed on here is the seemingly massive contingent of liberals who HATE leftists from the bottom of their hearts

y'know i always figures October was the "season of the Lich" but apparently it's August

Excerpt from a Wookiepedia article on the Star Wars Galaxies MMO pertaining to how the process to become a jedi worked: Jedi were not available as a starting profession, nor even as an advanced profession. The developers stated only that certain in-game actions would open up a Force-sensitive character slot. The actions required were left for players to discover. It eventually turned out that characters had to achieve Master level in five random professions. The identity of four of those necessary professions could be learned via looted holocrons, but the fifth had to be found via trial and error. The first Force-sensitive character slot was unlocked on November 7, 2003.

those links are extremely dead but I did find this info on wookiepedia about how becoming a jedi worked in this game and honestly, outstanding work

Full text of an old article about the first jedi in Star Wars Galaxies. Article reads: By Tor Thorsen on November 10, 2003 at 11:16AM PST Talk about a short honeymoon. Over the weekend, players of Star Wars Galaxies, the film-inspired massive-multiplayer online role-playing game, learned that two players had achieved Jedi Initiate status. The pair were the first in the game's four-and-a-half month history to do so. Today, the MMORPG site Allakhazam's Magical Realm is reporting that a massive bounty -- 150,000 credits -- is being offered for the newly hatched Jedi's heads. As of press time, they had not been killed. Reaction in the Galaxies community has been mixed. Some see the bounties as a cynical move by Sony Online Entertainment to keep the Jesi population down, others praise it as being true to the spirit of the SW films. Unsurprisingly, the most common reaction has been bloodthirsty enthusiasm by players with bounty-hunter characters, who have posted comments like "It's safari time!" on SWG forums. Details on how the two players became Jedi can be found on the Allakhazam Web site.

reading about the Star Wars Galaxies MMO. goddamn 2003 was a year for gaming.

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the Yu-Gi-Oh! card Superdreadnaught Rail Cannon Flying Launcher (translation pending)

when i tell my gf i want her to run a train on me but this is the train in question ☺️

Apollo the parrot has to be thinking that guys an idiot at this point. Gotta be thinking this guy can't work out what colour anything is or what it's made of