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🫂🫂🫂

i am so sorry, stay safe out there 🫡

me and my new rocking chair are going to be very happy together and i will never commit to an aesthetic for my living room

failed the “stop thrifting weird ugly chairs” challenge again

five pm at the grocery store on valentine’s day is BLEAK lmao, i think the line of men forlornly staring at the remaining flowers was ten deep

throwing this up on my tv right now

this is what i get for watching a jigsaw puzzle timelapse

youtube is bullying me, it just suggested “shapes” as a topic i might be interested in 😭

you know what that does make me feel better

roughly an hour and a half to get to “car can be moved” and it would take double that to get it to “normal looking spot” so i’m calling that Good Enough and only feeling a Little guilty

finally dug my car out and i did a bad job but more importantly my neighbors did a worse job so we’re all kinda fucked

"you control the buttons you press" but it's "you control the things available to eat in your home"

👀👀👀👀 !!!

"how are you feeling today" very unhinged, thank you

why am i typing this on bluesky, these are tumblr thoughts, sorry for the interruption

silver ranger ilya......................someone get that sad man a cursed snake tattoo

actually given the size of hockey teams they should get power rangers mechs -- sorry i'm experiencing an insane au idea as i type

if heated rivalry had come out ten years ago the drift compatibility fics would have gone CRAZY

anyway this is the most minnesotan i’ve ever felt in boston, waist high snowdrifts on barely plowed sidewalks are like weirdly nostalgic

i don’t really need to go anywhere but i would like, at some point, to have access to my car again

my dumb ass three days after the biggest snowstorm in years: maybe the grocery store will have a snow shovel 🥹

coworker: i saw Jeremy Allen White this weekend!
boss: who is that? i’ll look him up
boss: he looks like the guy from Ratatouille!

really need to lock in today but donttttttttt want to

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

forgot to turn on facial expressions this morning, whoops

needed to pick up 3lbs of tomatoes for a recipe and the scale at the register showed 3.01lbs first try i am a golden god and never punished

mad at the lady hours, have to wait at the door for a second, better lady who will give him second gogurts

i wanna go on a walk in a park so bad rn, why must i have Meetings

wikihow to make myself do work on a beautiful day when i don't want to

love to check my cps two hours after starting an ascension and see it double when i refreshed