@mohala-sumiko.bsky.social
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someone at work complained that I take too many sick days and I'm big sad about it
20.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s so brutal bro, going to muji breaks the spirit
15.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0our neighbors dug out their cars by throwing the snow directly into the street so you're probably good
31.01.2026 18:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0having my first food craving in months (pizza and beer)
28.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0procrastinating so hard I'm doing my taxes
28.01.2026 23:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hell yeah!!!
28.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0today I said to a client "mindfulness is about being present in the current moment, but part of it is also letting the moment go" and they told me that my prose was beautiful. five star reviews in both jobs lfgggggggggg
21.01.2026 04:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wore long underwear under my clothes to work because I’m always cold in my office, explain to me why I am still cold
15.01.2026 19:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0so excited for my new long underwear adulting in new england reaching new highs
31.12.2025 23:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0considering living bisexually in 2026
31.12.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I must be clear: he had an envelope, he bought a mailer to put the envelope in
31.12.2025 00:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there is a mailbox a block away!!! a stamp is cheaper!!!
31.12.2025 00:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0guy at the ups store took 10 minutes to buy a mailer for a single letter
31.12.2025 00:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0the proximity!!! he's hanging out!
29.12.2025 21:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oh my god it's only $150
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
one of my favorite artists is doing illustration commissions and I think they would be perfect for preorder merch for book 3
I would like to make an unwise financial decision
referring all my clients to group therapy together is like setting up play dates between them send tweet
15.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was in my feelings and then read a book today and felt better. a scam.
09.11.2025 04:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bro this is all happening within 24 hours of dick cheney dying
05.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it should be illegal to be anemic and hypoglycemic at the same time
20.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0making a mildly spicy tweet about my work place and then logging on to two dozen new notifs was harrowing
16.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know we all miss the hell site but we should leave live tweeting on twitter!!! it’s bad to look at!!!
14.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you ever think about how the last 6 years have been Bad
14.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0our shower wasn’t working, so the plumber came to investigate. he was fussing with the bathroom sink for a completely unrelated reason and the shower turned on. both of us looked at the shower. then at each other. hit with the realization we can only shower with the sink on
an illustration:
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I'm an Apologist for so many things. so Problematic.
03.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sometimes i think about me as a 25 year old minor on tumblr and how much she would hate me now lol
03.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0depressing that i'm describing hypoglycemia after eating but i'm losing weight so it's fine!!!
26.09.2025 01:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0having some side effects with my new meds, so i talked to the triage nurse at my doc's office
me, hoping that they won't take me off bc they've been helping my long covid: -describes symptoms-
nurse: how much weight have you lost?
me: -tells her-
nurse: oh great!!!
guess they won't take me off lol
sometimes your brain just needs a factory reset*
*take 2 ativan and sleep for 7 hours
every three months I have a breakdown and I was due
23.09.2025 00:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
