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that Riyadh comedy festival list is a who’s who of comedians I don’t fuck with anymore

That’s always the comeback “It was a joke! I was joking” Really? Because you sounded dead serious when you called Puerto Rico a shit hole

Giving Jack Morris one of his tri-annual reasons to smile

Mitch Hedberg is spinning in this grave..probably mostly for other reasons..but this one too!

@drewmagary.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social my favorite aspect of Lauren’s appearances, outside of the analysis, is her waiting patiently while you 2 finish up whatever bit you’re doing 😂

So you’re telling me that Southwest used to be general admission seating? That is fucking wild

Love to see Lauren back on the pod!

@davidjroth.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social ESPN is aroused that they got their red sox/yankees series. Now they’re producing another doc on 2004. Bostonians have to insist upon themselves more per capita than any other semi-major metropolitan area. It’s like if Milwaukee couldn’t stfu

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

Combat sports in 2025 love that Saudi tongue in it’s ear. Can’t get enough of

They say “he lost the room”. They were there one day and when he showed up the next day, they were gone

Totally his fault. No one else responsible 🙄

Love all these “you can’t say shit anymore” dick heads on this show

All Your Favorite Sellouts Will Be At The Riyadh Comedy Festival | Defector The existence of a Saudi Arabia comedy festival has been on the periphery of my mind for a few weeks, but there’s no more ignoring it. It’s finally here. The Riyadh Comedy Festival kicks off on Friday...

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Now that Norman Quacks is gone. Yeah

Fitzpatrick is Salisbury 2.0

@drewmagary.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social several distraction episodes into the NFL season and I still don’t have an explanation as to what an “exotic blitz package is” so I’m going to continue to operate under the assumption that it has something to do with tassels on the linebackers nipples

Love Keegan but PSU shouldn’t be a program anymore

When are you coming through MSP? I have your spot saved on the parade route

There’s no one that eats quite as well as a fair to midland former NFL QB that gets a desk job

@dhm.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social I’ve seen lesbians online rocking chain wallets and they can 1,000,000,000% pull it off

@davidjroth.bsky.social so as @dhm.bsky.social’s editor when he revealed he was in chronic pain and high on pain meds did that explain some of his writing? :)

Meant with nothing but love, McQuade. Pulling for ya

Well likely what’ll happen is they’ll be misled into a war vs libertarians because they love that

nba young boy is ai, right?

Kash rallying the troops by trying to do the Tommy Lee Jones "I want a hard target search of every residence, warehouse, henhouse, and outhouse" speech from The Fugitive and he gets a really bad nosebleed halfway through.

Like an “why your team sucks” issue would age beautifully on a bookshelf. Vikings fans could look back fondly being reminded of the dark days before JJ lead them to 4 consecutive SB titles

Oh man, a Defector long sheet or zine 4-6 times a year would be brilliant @drewmagary.bsky.social & @davidjroth.bsky.social

Wednesday..just go ahead and dial up another perfect episode of Six Trophies…oh right… @sheaserrano.bsky.social @netw3rk.bsky.social

Cillian Murphy: I have ROMO: Relief Of Missing Out

Immediately adding this into my lexicon.

I’m always floored that place is still open and doing concerts