Jess 👾

To follow my Fediverse bridge, you can find it at bsky.app/profile/Jess...

I'm way more active over there, but I may not see replies on that side unless you set up your own brid.gy bridge.

Every minute MTG has to trash acts of impeachment or constitutional amendments or anything else is a minute she's not doing something else horrible. At least make the remaining 6 months of this Congress hell for the majority.

if kid me had seen pride displays while her mom ran errands at the shitty, boring stores she got dragged to every week and then all of a sudden, one year, all the pride sections went away, she would have gotten the message loud and clear.

Screenshot from kiwifarms admin Null (Josh Moon) showing the FBI subpoenaed his Google account back in 2022 .

Ohhhh Null...you are...absolutely fucked. Just ohhhhh boy.

It's perpetually aggravating to me how many otherwise decent animes have naked children in them. For fucks sake, I don't care if you strategically place hair or steam or something covering genitals, just skip the goddamn hot springs or bathhouse scenes already.

the best thing about getting older is not having to worry about cringe anymore

I am thirty-nine years old, what are you going to do, tell me I’m not cool?

I already knew that, thank you

A gay man says "Pride was a riot." Another more enthusiastic gay man says "OK! who do we kill?" The first man backs off and says "that's not what I mea-" Before he can finish, other man reaches behind his back and produces a lead pipe. He says "I have this lead pipe."

There is a conversation where it is easy to infer from context the generalizations that are being discussed. Nobody said "literally every homeschooler". Then you're distracting from the point by centering yourself and your feelings, weakening the point. The metaphor to notallmen fits.

You're doing # notallmen with homeschooling...

I suppose his metric is "Did we manage to include the brown people we claimed we were there to kill in the millions of brown people we actually killed". And by that metric, I suppose it's a success. Despite the fact that it cost us something like 100 Billion per assassination.

You'd be surprised just how many men whine and complain, and may absolutely refuse. They're the kind of shitheads for whom sex is a power and control and dominance thing. They don't care one bit about their partner getting off.

I had 300 characters. I'm not going to reproduce a human anatomy textbook.

Vaginas aren't even complicated. Clitorises are just undeveloped penises. Give someone with a clit low estrogen and high testosterone, and they grow into a small penis. Give someone with a penis high estrogen/low T, it gets smaller, softer, and pinker. G-spots are hitting the prostate analogue.

I mean, I hate the asshole and wish he would choke on a Cheeto and die, but unless the rankings have changed recently, that's still an objectively true statement. So I'm not sure what you're trying to say here.

And even if it was that hard, dude literally runs like 6 different companies who all have IT departments. And is also the richest man in the world. Why the fuck is he wasting his time trying to figure that sort of shit out - just text someone who does it for a living.

Which is precisely why the only words you say to a federal agent are "I am remaining silent" and "I want to talk to my lawyer".

The filth that doesn't belong on this planet is any rat bastard who lets hate so infect their heart that they see the murder of a child as anything other than abhorrent and a tragedy.

That's sorta what the original 1965 Griswold case that created the foundation for Roe and other cases was all about in the first place. The state forbade birth control for married women. SCOTUS held that it was a violation of privacy to give different rights to unmarried vs married women.

But only enforce it against queers and prostitutes.

Peak Nazis in movies was in The Blues Brothers (1980). Obnoxious, annoying, everyone hated them, and stupid.

Yes, but when a coup or civil war happens, what was a "legal order" and "illegal order" depends on who wins.

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Ocean would be pretty awesome (assuming the power also handled decompression, being able to see, and temperature). I could research, scavenge, blow up billionaires' yachts, sabotage oil rigs, all sorts of cool stuff!

That may be true if it's a bank, for example, where their solvency depends on people paying back their loans. The state of New York will continue to be just fine even if Trump weasels out of paying somehow.

For those times when your gender is an emoji!

If you think you know me from work ...

No you don't.

I have an identical twin sister who is very professional and proper and does all the correct things to make corporate America bosses happy.

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