@richiehumps.bsky.social
I do dabs and talk about movies. But I’ve been to therapy now.
Forgot about this app again
03.08.2025 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just hate that she gets to go around telling all our mutual friends that i was the asshole and she was an innocent victim in something she played a HUGE part in.
Letting out this steam, it’s getting easier to say fuck off.
Getting mad at me because you tell me someone died in your family and i didn’t ask WHO died. I don’t ever ask who died when people tell me that shit because i find it disrespectful to ask further questions.
09.06.2025 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pint too small or hand too big?
29.03.2025 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Writing fan fiction and calling it a spec
25.03.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This really is a jackpot for someone.
13.03.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s not even an attraction thing, I’d just fight wars for Brenda Song because she means that much to me.
12.03.2025 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a meat stroking scene in Righteous Gemstones that’s super jarring because i didn’t know you could show that on tv.
10.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I started watching Righteous Gemstones, fell asleep for a minute and woke up to an episode where a dude was cranking his hog
10.03.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The first person to milk a cow joke concept is for everyone to use.
07.03.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This deserved a cross post from threads.
07.03.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You poop different on a weight loss journey
07.03.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every medical show has an Amish episode.
03.03.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Things I want in Marvel Rivals:
Yondu with his whistle arrow
Falcon with the ability to pick characters up and airdrop them/turn Punisher into a chopper gunner.
Uatu with an ult that makes both teams swap places.
Green Goblin
It should win every year
03.03.2025 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did My Cousin Vinny win best picture?
03.03.2025 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Unfollowing Jeff Dye is good for your mental health
02.03.2025 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yall never told me what My Cousin Vinny was about and now I’m watching it and it’s one of the best movies I’ve ever seen.
02.03.2025 03:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Switch Brutalist and substance and i agree
01.03.2025 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I call this app quiet Twitter
27.02.2025 06:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Michelle Trachtenberg :(
26.02.2025 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are grapes woke? Serious replies only, trying to eat MAGA.
25.02.2025 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I too would write a sitcom where Essence Atkins calls me Poppa all the time.
25.02.2025 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boy math is 5 sha boing boings last me 3 weeks
23.02.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Put Yondu in Marvel Rivals
23.02.2025 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People just act too cool to like Avatar 2
22.02.2025 07:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If i was an SNL cast member they’d have me playing Luigi Mangione
21.02.2025 23:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hell yeah Trump
21.02.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching Pig because City of Angels isn’t available without paying.
21.02.2025 03:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie is goated with the sauce.
Your outie gets bitches.
Your outie has that shit on, always.
Your outie wants to start a small commune with his friends in a remote Forrest, maybe with shipping container homes.
