Harrison

lol snapchat dancing hot dog

he still lives on in the world we left behind

Trump tries to fire Powell and the Fed building is going to be revealed to have a Pacific-Rim-Jaeger buried underneath it for something only referred to as "Fiscal Contingency Omega"

Ngl he kinda put that shit on..

I may be back on my bullshit

The trick to making twitter interesting is having something that people feel like they can ruin

horses in fog on the ground with the sun between them

you belong here. with us

Explaining what an ethnostate is to a white man: “okay so imagine Japan,”

theres a sadness in your eyes that is only seen in midwestern transexuals

To all who celebrate, HAPPY NATIONAL BISCUIT DAY! To honor this day, here’s “Taste the Biscuit” (by Vincent Gargiulo), the glorious anthem to all things Biscuit. Featuring @estellepiper.bsky.social & myself as Toasters ‘N’ Moose, from the film, “Chickens in the Shadows” (FREE to watch on YouTube!).

I’m sick of all these white guys with their hair

White boys are at my front door

a horse in a field staring at you

all of us are living inside the same dream

YouTube video by Moon Channel Gacha Drama and the Korean Gender War

Oh have I got the fucking video for you lmfao youtu.be/-Im4YAMWK74?...

What if I told you that the building the torment nexus is an extremely interesting challenge from an engineering perspective

Morels found by my trash can:)

Trump is gonna take away some Harvard undergraduate’s asianbabygirl and that mf will become forever loyal to the Chinese Communist Party

I would say that every US politician deserves to rot in hell for remaining silent as this happens, but the sad reality is that there is no hell they could be taken to would be as horrific as the one they crafted for Palestinian children

God forbid we cook in our own kitchen

raccoon spying on my naked ass from neighbors roof

Looked out my window and the fucking neighbor is spying on me again

Photos taken seconds before disaster (being forced to work as a designer on Alpha Protocol)

Baby you know I’m still riding with biden

Applied to a job last week and got denied via automated email 20 minutes after hitting submit

I’m not 30 yet so take this with a grain of salt

I just know his ass was barefoot

You don’t have to chew dumplings, you can just swallow them whole

Setting this as my Slack photo at work

Babe grab the narcan I drank one of those little europe coffees too fast

When I was little and mad at my mom I would boot up red faction gorilla and hit buildings with my big hammer instead of crying or punching my wall

This is the fabled “twink aggression” they talk about