@jermothy7.bsky.social
scheming little jester
When the waitress at Hooters is hung as fuck>>>>>>>>>>>
07.07.2025 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what’s gooooooood goat 🙏🏻
20.05.2025 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you made me smile ratlimit 🫡 thank you for your service
18.04.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for sending your message. I am working on responding as soon as I can. Please expect a wait of up to 24-48 hours. I appreciate your patience.
10.03.2025 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
NOT THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN MAN
10.03.2025 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
10.03.2025 17:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
what’s a god to a goat
06.03.2025 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my tank just bailed on this raid to fuck my wife for Valentine’s Day I hate my life
14.02.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just nasty work
14.02.2025 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weeping as I take aim: Tell me more about the wojacks, lennie.
Lennie: Oh boy oh boy and that’s the the chudjack he’s blackpilled. That’s chad wojack he’s based and that’s me. Wifejack is here and she has red hair and is always smiling and I like to pet her hair and rub her and-
walking into the restroom and violently banging on the stalls doors before leaving to scare the shit out of them
14.02.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
they banned jizzing 💔
14.02.2025 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Father, read me a bedtime Twitter thread
14.02.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
14.02.2025 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30°. Guy in shorts. Men stay winning
14.02.2025 16:42 — 👍 61 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0beast mode 🤜🤛
14.02.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The King paused the feast to go horny-post in his chambers. The royal guests from the North are furious.
14.02.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Valentine’s Day to the girl reading this
14.02.2025 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I cannot join the lord’s army to conquer the northern lands, I have not completed the attunement questline
14.02.2025 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Comedian completely DESTROYS heckler by getting on his knee and proposing
06.02.2025 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0beastmode on em Berwyn!
04.02.2025 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Orcas can definitely comprehend Pokemon strategy I just know it
04.02.2025 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why do you know this
31.01.2025 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0talk your squeak cheese mouse!!
31.01.2025 21:30 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0what if you went in to get a foot massage and they start massaging you with their feet
31.01.2025 04:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC WHITE BOY
30.01.2025 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They need to make a live-action Lord of the Rings
30.01.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guy whose idea of a date is to “grab a water”
28.01.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0need my fucking scroll of ancient wisdom… I need it NOW
19.01.2025 07:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0haven’t showered since last year
16.01.2025 13:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
