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Michele Ess

@michele-ess.bsky.social

I'm generally too sensitive for the internet.

132 Followers  |  150 Following  |  335 Posts  |  Joined: 07.02.2024  |  1.7188

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Cute puppy in the snow

Cute puppy in the snow

It's so still out here. It's supposed to get very windy soon...hard to believe when it's this still.

10.12.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was 12 minutes until someone with the proper badge came by.

08.12.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got to work late, forgot my badge on my desk when I took a cart of books to the elevators. I am now stuck, badgeless, until someone comes by and helps me out. Not a great start to the week πŸ˜•

08.12.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is scary!

30.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Merry and Pippin commenting on how we now have a second weekend after the Thurs-Fri of thanksgiving.

Merry and Pippin commenting on how we now have a second weekend after the Thurs-Fri of thanksgiving.

Every Thanksgiving weekend...

29.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Framed artwork of a dove, wearing a pilgrim hat

Framed artwork of a dove, wearing a pilgrim hat

You should decorate the house for thanksgiving, they said.

I have way too much to do but, ugh, FINE! I said. DONE.

28.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walkie-Talkie

28.11.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching this on the news is one of my earliest memories. I was four, and had plenty of fire-featuring nightmares afterwards.

28.11.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been too long since I've played my banjo. My fingertips have lost all of their calluses. I have to start the initiation all over again.

20.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Amazon's Stargate Announcement | Coming to Prime Video
YouTube video by GateWorld Amazon's Stargate Announcement | Coming to Prime Video

So, are we going to watch the new series, Joe? After he calmed up, he said "undomesticated equines could not remove me."

19.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to our ~super secret~ Aurora viewing spot, will contribute to the Blue sky Aurora feed shortly

12.11.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our current watch comes with a pesky earworm.

10.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when the bullpens run in to participate in the scuffle.

The Bench calls for aid!
The Bullpen will answer!

02.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A princess, an astronaut, a gothy kid (maybe actually goth and just turned it up a few notches for the evening?) and a kid in a hoodie with a light-up face mask.

Tuna is NOT keen on all of these people walking around and *gasp* knocking on OUR DOOR!! she's been relegated to the kitchen.

31.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My choice of gif is additional proof that I am of the right age demographic to have been a kid in 1991.

31.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on ALT: a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on

Thirty four years ago: the Twins had just won the World Series, kids were putting the final touches on their Halloween costumes, and a storm was brewing. I was a kid, I was there, and it was glorious.

31.10.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[Enter Ghost.]

31.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 774    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 14

The neverending, uninteresting commentary of Smoltz et al is like having a radio on in the background. Unrelated droning radio that I can't turn off without getting up, but I'm too lazy.

30.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shohei, Yamamoto, Roki and the translators celebrating in the outfield lmao

28.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 11

My thoughts are with all of the Target employees who are attending the reaping today.

My thoughts are also with those who stayed up to watch 18 innings of baseball last night. I made it to the 12th and said - truth! - "this game is gonna go 18 innings, I'm going to bed". I did, and it did.

28.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 2028. Snow is falling in Dodger Stadium. No one remembers what a glove is. Freddie Freeman starts tearing a baseball apart with his teeth.

28.10.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1007    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

I also say WTF to the random Jonas Brothers song in the middle of a World Series game.

26.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grumpy looking gray-haired man New York Times headline Prince Andrew surrenders Duke of York title amid Epstein fallout

Grumpy looking gray-haired man New York Times headline Prince Andrew surrenders Duke of York title amid Epstein fallout

Oh, great! Who the hell is going to march 10,000 men up to the top of the hill and march them down again now?

18.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

I love it when they bring out the old Base On Balls graphic.

15.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sal Frelick

Sal Frelick

If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit

14.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1546    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 80

Largest library-book distributor shutters

(...oh wait ...)

(I know it's 5 words, sorry)

12.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of these extra innings mean I get to hear the Seattle ads over and over again.
Valley valley valley, GMC!

11.10.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor Detroit fans, it's tomorrow in the Eastern time zone.

11.10.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

10.11.2024 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2766    πŸ” 790    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 74

COME ON SEATTLE
I really can't handle suspense. I'll never be able to sleep after all this!!

11.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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